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Lance Armstrong's Doping Scandal

Season 9 • 10/23/2012

Lance Armstrong loses sponsors like Nike and steps down from his LIVESTRONG cancer-fighting charity.

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02:15

Junk Food Feed
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The crippling drought forces American cattle farmers to think outside the box they pack their cows in.
10/18/2012
02:07

Celebrity Campaign Endorsements
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America should get used to the term "President Romney" because Mitt has picked up the biggest endorsement of all.
10/18/2012
03:39

Governor Magorium's Ganja Emporium
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Puff the Magic Governor Andrew Cuomo wants to avoid drug charges against thousands of New Yorkers who are disproportionately black and Hispanic youth.
10/22/2012
06:31

CEO Blackmail & FEC Consent
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Thanks to the Federal Election Commission, a CEO can require his employees to campaign for the candidate of his choice while the employee has no choice.
10/22/2012
00:07

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen flings a WristStrong bracelet.
10/22/2012
06:18

Donald Sadoway
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MIT Professor Donald Sadoway plans to minimize the world's oil dependence with the first liquid metal battery.
10/22/2012
04:20

Virginia's Voter Fraud Fighter
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The voter watchdog spoilsports would have America believe that tampering with voter registration is a "federal crime" just because it is.
10/22/2012
03:56

Elusive, Mysterious, Undecided Voters
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The electoral kitchen is closing in two weeks, and some voters still can't decide if they want the black and white cookie or the decaf Wheat Thin.
10/23/2012
00:10

Sign Off - Manischewitz
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Stephen says goodnight and twists open a bottle of Manischewitz.
10/23/2012
04:33

John Grisham
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John Grisham talks about his rivalry with Stephen King, his days as a starving lawyer, and his latest book, "The Racketeer."
10/23/2012
06:31

Lance Armstrong's Doping Scandal
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The U.S. Anti-Doping Agency comes down on Lance Armstrong, and Stephen addresses accusations of ball doping.
10/23/2012
00:07

Sign Off - GOP Rape Mention Tally
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Stephen updates the "Days Without A GOP Rape Mention" whiteboard.
10/24/2012
06:06

Anthony Everitt
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Historian Anthony Everitt talks about Rome's initial lack of culture, brutal empire conquests and his favorite ruler, Julius Caesar.
10/24/2012
04:39

Nonstop Libya-Gate Questions
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Why didn't the consulate have more security, why was the intelligence so slow to come out, and if you put a statement in the form of a question, is that journalism?
10/24/2012
04:36

Donald Trump's October Surprise
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Donald Trump drops the biggest, classiest, most devastating election game-changer in the human history of time.
10/24/2012
04:23

Richard Mourdock's Rape Comment
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Richard Mourdock's rape remark upsets voters and possibly God, so Stephen enlightens his fellow conservatives on rape's approval rating.
10/24/2012
00:36

Intro - 10/24/12
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The Libya crisis raises questions, a GOP Senate candidate puts his foot in his mouth, and Anthony Everitt shares his expertise on ancient Roman culture.
10/24/2012
09:48

Stephen Ghoulbert's Spooky-Time Halloween Fun Guide - Tom Hanks
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Tom Hanks would rather help America's children than promote his latest film, "Cloud Atlas," in which he plays six different characters.
10/25/2012
00:08

Sign Off - Murderer Skull Model
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Stephen's scientific skull model dons a baseball cap.
10/25/2012
04:18

Mitch Daniels Pt. 1
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Indiana Governor Mitch Daniels shares his book, "Keeping the Republic: Saving America by Trusting Americans," and endorses Stephen's book, "America Again."
10/25/2012
02:56

Voting & Hormones
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CNN pulls a study that says women will vote for more liberal candidates when they are ovulating.
10/25/2012
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