I GUESS I'M INTHE RIGHT PLACE.

[LAUGHTER]NEW YORK.

HERE I AM.

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]OH, MY GOD.

I ACTUALLY LIVE IN LOS ANGELES,AND I TRAVEL AROUND A LOT.

IT SEEMS LIKE EVERY TIME I COMEBACK HOME, I NOTICE MORE AND

MORE WOMEN ARE GETTING FAKEBOOBS.

MEANWHILE, I HAVEN'T EVEN GOTTENREAL ONES YET.

[LAUGHTER]I MEAN, I HAVE BOOBS.

THEY'RE JUST CONCAVE.

[LAUGHTER]SO MUCH SO THEY EVEN KIND OF

STICK OUT OF MY BACK A LITTLEBIT.

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THAT'S HOT.

[LAUGHTER]I--

I'M ORIGINALLY FROM--WAS BORN IN THE BIG APPLE.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

NO WAY.

JACKSON, MISSISSIPPI.

[LAUGHTER]GET OUTTA HERE.

IT'S VERY UNUSUAL.

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]YOU DON'T RUN INTO THAT MUCH.

YOU LAUGH, BUT IT'S VERYUNUSUAL.

I--MY WHOLE FAMILY'S STILL DOWN

THERE IN TEXAS, LOUISIANA,MISSISSIPPI.

[SILENCE]THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT.

[LAUGHTER]I WAS DOWN THERE IN AUGUST

HANGING OUT WITH MY CRAZYREDNECK AUNT SHEILA.

WE WERE SITTING ON HER BACKPORCH, AND SHE PUT HER ARM

AROUND ME, AND SHE WAS LIKE--"TIG, IT'S PRETTY OUTSIDE.

DON'T IT."

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]I WAS LIKE, "YEAH, SHEILA.

IT DOES."

[LAUGHTER]'CAUSE IT DID.

[LAUGHTER]IT REALLY, REALLY HAD.

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