I GUESS I'M INTHE RIGHT PLACE.
[LAUGHTER]NEW YORK.
HERE I AM.
[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]OH, MY GOD.
I ACTUALLY LIVE IN LOS ANGELES,AND I TRAVEL AROUND A LOT.
IT SEEMS LIKE EVERY TIME I COMEBACK HOME, I NOTICE MORE AND
MORE WOMEN ARE GETTING FAKEBOOBS.
MEANWHILE, I HAVEN'T EVEN GOTTENREAL ONES YET.
[LAUGHTER]I MEAN, I HAVE BOOBS.
THEY'RE JUST CONCAVE.
[LAUGHTER]SO MUCH SO THEY EVEN KIND OF
STICK OUT OF MY BACK A LITTLEBIT.
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THAT'S HOT.
[LAUGHTER]I--
I'M ORIGINALLY FROM--WAS BORN IN THE BIG APPLE.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
NO WAY.
JACKSON, MISSISSIPPI.
[LAUGHTER]GET OUTTA HERE.
IT'S VERY UNUSUAL.
[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]YOU DON'T RUN INTO THAT MUCH.
YOU LAUGH, BUT IT'S VERYUNUSUAL.
I--MY WHOLE FAMILY'S STILL DOWN
THERE IN TEXAS, LOUISIANA,MISSISSIPPI.
[SILENCE]THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT.
[LAUGHTER]I WAS DOWN THERE IN AUGUST
HANGING OUT WITH MY CRAZYREDNECK AUNT SHEILA.
WE WERE SITTING ON HER BACKPORCH, AND SHE PUT HER ARM
AROUND ME, AND SHE WAS LIKE--"TIG, IT'S PRETTY OUTSIDE.
DON'T IT."
[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]I WAS LIKE, "YEAH, SHEILA.
IT DOES."
[LAUGHTER]'CAUSE IT DID.
[LAUGHTER]IT REALLY, REALLY HAD.
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