Uncensored - Neal Brennan - Best Funeral Ever Pt. 2

Neal Brennan: Women and Black Dudes Season 1, Ep 101 01/18/2014 Views: 3,975

Everyone is going to be impressed by Neal Brennan's funeral -- except for his kids. (1:26)

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MY KIDS ARE GONNA BE LIKE,

"WE'RE OUT $15 MILLIONON THE CASKET ALONE."

YEAH, THAT'S JUST THE BEGINNING.

THEN THEY'RE GONNA HEAR,"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

PLEASE WELCOME JAY-Z,KANYE WEST."

[ RAPPING INDISTINCTLY ]

THOSE GUYS COME OUT.

THEY DO THE FULL"WATCH THE THRONE" SHOW --

PYRO, MONITORS,STANDING OVATION,

THEN JAY-Z's LIKE,

"NEAL COULDN'T DECIDEWHO SHOULD SAY HIS FUNERAL MASS,

"THEN HE REALIZEDIT COULD ONLY BE ONE PERSON.

"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,PLEASE WELCOME THE POPE.

HERE COMES THE POPE."

I DON'T KNOWWHAT THE POPE WOULD SAY,

BUT BASED ON HIS OUTFIT,

IT SHOULD PROBABLY BE SOMETHINGLIKE, "BO-O-O-O-O-O-O!"

[ LAUGHTER ]

THEN THE -- THEN THE POPE'SLIKE, "NEAL ALWAYS LOVED COMEDY.

"PLEASE WELCOMETHE CAST OF 'SEINFELD' REUNION.

HERE THEY COME."

JERRY, ELAINE, KRAMER, GEORGE.KRAMER STEPS UP.

HE'S LIKE, "ARE JAY-Z AND KANYESTILL HERE BY ANY CHANCE?"

[ LAUGHTER, GROANS ]

"LOOK...

"LOOK, FELLAS,I JUST WANTED TO APOLOGIZE

"FOR THAT NIGHTAT THE LAUGH FACTORY.

"AS A SHOW OF RECONCILIATION,I'D LIKE TO DONATE $10 MILLION

TO THEUNITED NEGRO COLLEGE FUND."

AND THEN A HOLOGRAM OF MEAPPEARS, AND I GO,

"AND, KRAMER,I WILL MATCH THAT DONATION."

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

AND MY KIDS GETLIKE 80 BUCKS EACH.

[ LAUGHTER ]

EVERYONE ELSE THERE IS LIKE,

"THAT'S THE BEST FUCKING FUNERALI'VE EVER BEEN TO IN MY LIFE."