Baby Not from Booty

  • Season 2 , Ep 1
  • 10/05/2011
  • Views: 24,695

Dijon shows her class a music video for her song "Baby Not From Booty," featuring the Fancy Mustards and Too Short. (0:00)

IN A BATHROOM OUTSIDEOF A HOT TOPIC.

NOW THE TEENAGE MOM WASONE OF OUR STUDENTS-- DIJON.

THAT'S ME.THAT'S MY NAME.

SHE SAID SHE DIDN'T KNOWSHE WAS PREGNANT.

SHE SAID SHE THOUGHTTHE BABY WAS A DOOKIE.

- ( snickering )- Teacher: OKAY, NOW COME ON. THIS IS SERIOUS STUFF.

NOW FOR HER SENIOR PROJECT,

DIJON HAS MADEAN EDUCATIONAL FILM

ABOUT HER EXPERIENCEWITH TEEN PREGNANCY.

- DIJON.- BACK AT YOU.

I MADE A VIDEO

TO HELP PEOPLE TO DEALWITH THE SITUATION

IF YOU DO HAVE A BIG MEAL,

YOU GO TO THE BATHROOMAND A BABY COMES OUT.

ANYWAY, THIS IS MY VIDEO

AND IF IT BLOWS UPAND IT'S FAMOUS,

I'M GONNA QUIT SCHOOLAND BUY A GUN.

( hip-hop music playing )

♪ DID A BABYOR A POOPY DROP OUT BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS? ♪

♪ DO IT LOOK LIKE A SNICKERSOR DO IT GOT DADDY'S EYES? ♪

♪ WHICH HO DROPPEDA BOMB IN THE BOWL? ♪

♪ IF IT CAMEFROM THE BOOTY-OIT'S A DOODY, YO ♪

♪ BABY NOT FROM BOOTY,BABY NOT FROM BOOTY... ♪

( vocalizing )

( continues singing )

♪ KEEP A LOOK OUTAFTER YOU MAKE A STINKY ♪

♪ WHY'S THAT BABYIN THE TOILET? WHY'S THATPOOPY GOT A PINKY? ♪

♪ IN CASE YOU'RE CONFUSEDIF IT'S A PERSON OR A POO ♪

♪ REMEMBER THIS,DIARRHEA DON'T WAVEBACK AT YOU ♪

♪ BABY NOT FROM BOOTY,BABY NOT FROM BOOTY ♪

♪ NOW YOU GOT TO GO ON MAURYTO TEST THE D.N.A. ♪

♪ OF THE TOILET-WATERDAUGHTER THAT DROPPEDOUT OF YOUR VAJAY ♪

♪ IF THERE'S CORN IN IT,NO ONE WAS BORN IN IT ♪

♪ TOO $HORT, GET YOUR SWEEP ON ♪

♪ IF THERE'S CORN IN IT,NO ONE WAS BORN IN IT ♪

♪ A DUMP COME OUTYOUR RUMP ♪

♪ A DUMPCOME OUT YOUR RUMP... ♪

THESE ARE THE FANCY MUSTARDS, Y'ALL.

♪ A DUMP COME OUTYOUR RUMP ♪

♪ LET'S GET MUSTARDEDUP IN HERE, WHAT? ♪

♪ BABY NOT FROM BOOTY,BABY NOT FROM BOOTY ♪

♪ BUT IF YOU LAID ITFROM YOUR BOOTY, THEN YOUONLY MADE A DOODY ♪

♪ IT CAME FROM BEHINDLIKE RUDY, RUDY ♪

♪ RUDY, RUDY,RUDY, RUDY ♪

♪ IF THERE'S CORN IN IT,NO ONE WAS BORN IN IT ♪

♪ A DUMP COME OUTYOUR RUMP, Y'ALL ♪

♪ THERE'S A SMELLYIN YOUR BELLY ♪

♪ SMELLY IN YOUR BELLY,GET IT OUT, FIND A FELLY ♪

♪ A DUMP COME OUTYOUR RUMP. ♪

- ( music stops )- Teacher: OKAY.

- THAT'S WAS VERY CREATIVE, DIJON.- Dijon: THANK YOU.

BACK AT YOU.

- ( alarm ringing )- Dijon: CAN I GET THAT BACK?

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