I'm already sweating.
Let's get into it.
I hate to start my set offso braggy, but I recently saw
television taping myselfof that show The Talk.
Still don't knowhow I got tickets.
If you don't know what TheTalk is, it's just like
in every way.
It's no difference.
They had a show and they'relike, "This one makes money.
What if we had two?"
Ah, and then they had two.
And, uh, and I wentto one of them.
so I went to The Talk.
And then halfway throughthe taping, uh,
the woman playing the Whoopicharacter,
Yeah, they had one of everybody.
She was like, "Everyone intoday's audience gets a free
year's supply of donuts!"
Which was the greatest newsI'd heard...
until I thought about it at all.
I'm like, "The world's mostdonut--" Wait a minute.
I probably don't needthe world's most donuts.
I'll not have that.
Uh, I don't know how manydonuts you guys think
are in a year's supply,
but according thedonut people
sitting up there in theirivory towers...
it's 52 dozen.
Couple of you.
They picked it for a reason.
Uh, they had a meeting aboutit where they were like,
"All right, donut consumptionin a 12-month period?
For human beings.
Yadda...I don'tknow, about 700?
Am I out of touch?
Have you seen them?
We'll go with 700."
So they gave me a giftcard, and I could not
have all that power in myfingertips, so I immediately
sold it on eBay, uh, to awoman in Southern California
that I can onlyassume has died.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I never knew her.
But I can assume if you'retrolling eBay for donut
deals, it's time toturn that car around.