I used to workat a Mexican restaurant.
Wait for the punch line.It's even better.
I was a delivery driver.
I delivered burritos.
Uh, before that, I deliveredpizza a couple places.
So I can tell you guys,the food delivery business
is not at alllike it's portrayed
in the adult film industry.
Yeah. Never once did I get thatdelivery to the sorority house
where they're like, "We'rehungry, but not for pizza."
(imitates funky music)
Yeah. No one's hotfor the pizza guy.
No women are like, "Oh, who'sthat stud in the Geo Metro
with the giant phone on top?"