Spin Doctors

Season 2 , Ep 6 11/07/07 Views: 19,071

Steve follows Brian around as he listens to the Spin Doctors, and Jay performs his "gentle comedy" in front of an audience. (2:56)

THE LAUNDRY'S IN.

I'M GONNA GO GET A SODA.YOU WANT ANYTHING?

NO, I'M FINE.THANKS.

ALL RIGHT. COOL.

ALL RIGHT.

SEE YOU LATER.

GOTTA HAVE MY TUNES!HA!

[Spin Doctors' Two Princes]

♪ YEAH, ONE TWO PRINCESKNEEL BEFORE YOU ♪

♪ THAT'S WHAT I SAID NOW

♪ PRINCES,PRINCES WHO ADORE YOU ♪

♪ JUST GO AHEAD NOW

♪ ONE HAS DIAMONDSIN HIS POCKETS ♪

♪ AND THAT'S SOME BREAD NOW

♪ THIS ONE SAIDHE WANTS TO BUY YOU ROCKETS ♪

♪ AIN'T IN HIS HEAD NOW

♪ HEY YEAH

♪ [scat singing]

HELLO AND THANK YOU FOR COMING.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

WITHOUT FURTHER ADO,

I KNOW PRESENT TO YOU

THE GENTLE COMEDYOF JAY McPHERESON.

HI, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

THANKS FOR COMING, EVERYBODY.

[light music playing]

[old-timey accent]HEY, HELLO THERE!

OH YEAH,I BEEN THE FAT BARTENDER HERE

FOR MANY A YEARAT THE RUSTIC INN.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

I SEEN A WHOLE BUNCH OF INTERESTING FOLKS.

LIKE OLD MAN GRAYSON OVER THERE.

HOW YOU DOIN', SENATOR?

[old man voice] UHH...

YOU KNOW, LIFE IS A JOURNEY.

BUT THEY NEVER SEEM TO PACKMY SUITCASE

QUITE CORRECTLY.

[Indian accent] YOU KNOW THE FUNNY THING

ABOUT THE HUMAN ANIMAL

IS THAT THEY WAIT IN LINE

FOR A $3 CUP OF COFFEE.

WHY IS HE DOING THIS?

I DON'T UNDERSTAND THISAT ALL.

ARE WE SUPPOSED TO LAUGH?

OH, ONLY A LITTLE.

IT'S GENTLE COMEDY.

OH, MY CHRIST.

[in a Southern woman's voice] WELL, YOU KNOW,

I ALWAYS THOUGHT I HAD

A HANDLE ON LIFE,

UNTIL THE HANDLE DONEBROKE OFF.

OKAY, THAT'S JUST BAD WRITING.

[laughing]

OH...NO.

UH, I WAS LAUGHINGAT WHAT HE SAID.

JAY--JAY, WAIT.

LAURA.

SARAH?

I'M GOING TO MEXICO.

I'VE GOT TO GET DORA BACK.WHAT?

IS THIS PART OF THE SHOW?

SARAH, YOU CAN'T JUSTGO OFF TO MEXICO BY YOURSELF.

YES, I CAN.

OH, WELL, YEAH,YOU HAVE TO DRIVE ME.

OH.

AND SCENE.

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