Uncensored - Neal Brennan - Inventing Sexual Positions

Neal Brennan: Women and Black Dudes Season 1, Ep 101 01/18/2014 Views: 7,231

Neal Brennan describes the only two circumstances in which sixty-nining could have possibly been invented. (2:03)

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69-ING.

[ LAUGHTER ]

THESE LADIES UP FRONT HAVE BEENGIVING ME A VIBE ALL NIGHT,

WHICH IS, "NEAL..."

[ LAUGHTER ]

"NEAL,ARE YOU GONNA TALK ABOUT IT?"

YEAH, I'M GONNA TALKABOUT 69-ING.

[ LAUGHTER ]

DO PEOPLE STILL 69, OR ISTHAT SHIT LIKE ROLLERBLADING

WHERE IT'S KIND OF NONEXISTENT?

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ LAUGHS ]

I WOULD DO IT MORE OFTEN.IT'S JUST TOO HARD.

69 TAKES SO MUCH FOCUS,CONCENTRATION.

YOU'RE, LIKE, GIVINGAND RECEIVING.

YOU'RE IN TWO PLACES AT ONCE.

69-ING'S LIKE THIS SHIT.

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ APPLAUSE ]

[ LAUGHS ]

I THINK ABOUT 69-ING A LOT.

[ LAUGHTER ]

MAYBE TOO MUCH.

HERE'S WHAT I'VE COME TO.

ALL RIGHT, THE PEOPLEWHO INVENTED 69-ING...

WERE THEY IN A HURRY?

[ LAUGHTER ]

YOU FOLLOW ME?

LIKE,"WE'RE LATE FOR THE THEATER,

BUT WE BOTH REALLY NEEDSOME HEAD."

[ LAUGHTER ]

"I THINK I HAVE A PLAN.TO THE BATCAVE!"

[ IMITATES CHORD ]

[ LAUGHTER ]

OR [SIGHS] WAS 69-INGINVENTED...

BY AN OLD WHITE-TRASH COUPLE...

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ LAUGHS ]

...WHO NO LONGER TRUSTEDEACH OTHER?

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ LAUGHS ]

YOU FOLLOW ME?

LIKE,"EVERY TIME I GO DOWN ON YOU,

YOU HAVE AN ORGASMAND PASS OUT."

[ LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE ]

"SO GUESS WHAT,YOU SON OF A BITCH?

TONIGHT, WE'RE DOING ITAT THE SAME TIME."

[ LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE ]

"ON MY COMMAND, 3, 2, 1, MUNCH."

[ LAUGHTER ]