- I think we should have ottomans for the benchwarmers,
Gatorade instead of Flavor Aid,and last but not least,
baby wipesin the boy's locker room.
- That's the dumbest shitI've ever heard.
Everyone knows a real manlets his ass clean itself.
- Next question.
- So, Craigery, if I textmy friend an answer to a test,
is that cheating?
- You knowwhat's really cheating?
Cheating women outof an opportunity to be heard,
so I say text away, girlfriend.
[applause and cheering]
- Hey, he good.That boy real good.
- Rochella, with the recent risein band member assaults,
what are you prepared to do
to ensure these valuable artistsare protected?
- Well, the first thingI'ma do is this.
You like that, huh?
- Oh, Grove.
Craigery got the vagina vote,
Rochella got the dick vote,
and Deez got the nut vote.
If you lose this,there's no party.
No party, no Cindy.
- Milk's right. Okay, Grover, get it together.
Now, what was that smart shit Malik said?
- I said you can't pleaseeverybody, negro.
- That's it.Negro, please everybody.
- No, that's not what I said,Grover.
- No, that is what you said.I was there.
- What are you doing?Grover. Grover.
- Grover! Grover!
- Please answer the question.
- Ms. Nobel, all ofthese questions is cool,
but what the peoplereally want to know is
what can we do for them?
- What you gon' do, Grover?
- I'ma tell you.
To my band members,you want to stop assaults?
Shit, do it.
You the ones holding the brass.
Now beat somebody's ass.
[cheering, playing instruments]
And to my LGBT EFG LMNOPs,
President Groversupports the rainbow.
Skittles is my favorite fruit,and so are you.
- Let me see your dick.
- And to my lovely loose hoesover there,
Grover got you.
I'm bringing Planned Parenthoodto the school.
I'ma hold you downlike a white cop
at a black pool party.
- That's whyI fuck with him.
- Girl, you fuckwith everybody.
- The point is,once I'm elected,
I'ma beeverybody's president.
If you got a problem,I'll solve it.
Who you know fresher than Grove?
- My boy is back.
We about to getsome throats pregnant.