Marijuana

  • Season 1, Ep 3
  • 10/09/2012
  • Views: 44,743

The rangers think of ways to get rid of the dope-growing, draft-dodging hippies of Brickleberry. (1:25)

- ALL RIGHT, RANGERS,WE HAVE GOT A PROBLEM.

DO YOU KNOW WHATTHIS IS?

- [sniffs]

HMM. 2009 BAJA RED.PLAYFUL ON THE NOSE,

VERY DRY ON THE PALATE,HINTS OF EUCALYPTUS,

STONE FRUITS,AND KALAMATA OLIVES.

- WHAT?NO, IT'S MARIJUANA.

GOD,I FIGURED IF ANYONE

WOULD KNOW,IT WOULD BE YOU, DENZEL.

- WHY?BECAUSE ALL BLACK MEN LOVE WEED?

- NO, BECAUSE YOU LOVE WEED.LOOK AT YOUR SHIRT.

- HO, THAT'S RIGHT!WHO DON'T LIKE SMOKIN' UP?

- UH, I DON'T BECAUSE I'M NOTIN THE SIXTH GRADE,

AND I HAVE SHIT TO DO.

- I CONFISCATED THISFROM A DIRTY HIPPIE

50 FEETFROM THIS RANGER STATION.

WHO'S GOT AN IDEAFOR HOW TO SMOKE OUT

THESE DOPE GROWIN'DRAFT DODGERS?

COME ON, GUYS,GET CREATIVE.

- I KNOW HOW WE CAN GETSOME INSPIRATION.

- DUDE. DUDE. DUDE.WE HAVE TO BUILD A ROCKET...

- [inhales]- TO SPY ON THE HIPPIES

FROM OUTER SPACE, MAN.- YEAH!

BUT THE ROCKET'S GOTTA BE SHAPEDLIKE A BIG, HAIRY DINOSAUR DICK!

- [gasps] WITH GIANT, PURPLEPTERODACTYL WINGS.

- A HAIRY DINOSAUR DICKWITH WINGS?

THAT IS BRILLIANT!WE'LL SWOOP DOWN

AND LASER GUNTHE BASTARDS!

- YEAH!- THAT'S IT!

- I LOVE WEED.

- CONNIE! CALL NASA.

WE NEEDA JURASSIC [bleep] ROCKET

AND A SHITLOADMORE FUNYUNS.

- WE'RE DEAD.I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE.

I THINK WE'RE DEAD.I'VE GOT BUGS ALL OVER ME!

[groans]

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