Manly Tears

Manly Tears Season 2, Ep 8 11/14/2012 Views: 354,153

After a childhood friend is found dead, a tough guy cries in front of his crew. (3:35)

- CARVELLTHANKS YOU FOR COMING.

[sighs] FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS,I'M SURE YOU ALL HEARD

THAT TWIGS GOT PULLEDOUT THE RIVER THIS MORNING.

IT AIN'T NO SECRET

THAT HE AND CARVELLGREW UP IN THE HOOD TOGETHER.

SO LISTEN UP.

'CAUSE CARVELLABOUT TO SAY SOME WORDS.

- [panting]

- OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

DON'T NONE OF YOULOOK AT THEM TEARS

AND THINK THAT [bleep]IS FUNNY.

BECAUSE IT TAKES A BIG [bleep]MAN TO CRY IN FRONT OF HIS CREW.

GO AHEAD, CARVELL.- [sniffles]

Y'ALL KNOW TWIGS WAS MY BOY.

BACK IN THE DAY,

WE USED TO PRETENDTHE SOFA CUSHIONS WAS A FORT.

- MM-HMM, MM-HMM.[takes breath]

- AND WE USED TO PRETENDTHAT THE FLOOR WAS MOLTEN LAVA.

OH...

[panting]

- OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT,THOUGH?

THERE AIN'T NOTHING FUNNY'BOUT THAT.

OF COURSE THIS MAN IS CRYING.

'CAUSE HE AND TWIGSWAS KIDS TOGETHER. OKAY?

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

THEY WAS BEST FRIENDSFOREVER AND [bleep].

- [sniffles]- GO AHEAD, CARVELL.

- WE USED TO PLAY CARE BEARS.

- MMM-HMM.HMM-HMM.

- TWIGS AND I WOULD SPEND

THE GOOD PARTOF AN AFTERNOON

TRYING TO FIGURE OUTWHICH C-C-CARE BEAR WE WAS.

- OH, OH...[chuckling]

OH...

I WISH ONE OF Y'ALLMOTHER-[bleep]

WOULD JUST START LAUGHING,

'CAUSE YOU ALL KNOWYOU THINK THIS [bleep] IS FUNNY.

CARVELL OVER HERE, BLUBBERINGAND TALKING 'BOUT CARE BEARS.

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

BUT YOU...

- [holding back sobs]

- [wheezes]

THOSE ARE MANLY TEARS!OKAY?

THOSE SOME MANLY-ASS TEARSRIGHT THERE THAT YOU LOOKIN' AT!

GO AHEAD, CARVELL.

- AND THEN--

AND THEN--AND THEN--AND THEN--AND--AND--AND--

[blubbering]

- [laughs]MM, I'M SORRY, MAN.

THAT WAS A WEIRD-ASS SNEEZEI JUST DID RIGHT THERE.

GOD DAMN IT.

CAN A BROTHER GET SOME [bleep]CLARITIN UP IN HERE?

GO AHEAD, CARVELL.

- TWIGS ALWAYSFANCIED HIMSELF SHARE BEAR.

- MM--

[groaning laugh]

- I ALWAYS--

I ALWAYS THOUGHT--

THOUGHT OF MYSELFAS MORE OF A FUNSHINE BEAR.

- MM--OKAY.

OKAY, ALL YOU [bleep] NEEDTO RESPECT THAT RIGHT THERE!

OKAY?

Y'ALL NEED TO LISTENTO FUNSHI--

[laughs]

[howling laughter]

I'M SO--I'M SORRY, MAN.

YOU A FUNSHINE BEAR, MAN.I'M SORRY, THAT--

THAT IS SOME FUNNY [bleep].[laughs]

[gunshot]- WHOA, WHOA.

- [heaves]

ALL RIGHT.LET'S GO SELL SOME CRACK.

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