OkCreepy - Anal Bleaching, Chipotle & Morgan Freeman

  • Season 1 , Ep 01023
  • 02/12/2014
  • Views: 1,181

Just in time for Valentine's Day, the contestants complete sentences from eligible singles on OkCupid. (2:24)

IT'S TIME TO PLAY OKCREEPY.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

VALENTINE'S DAY IS ON FRIDAY

AND IF YOU'RE SINGLE, YOU'RE

PROBABLY ON OKCUPID RIGHT NOW.

BUT THERE ARE A LOT OF WEIRDOS

OUT THERE WHO EAGERLY WANT TO

PUT THINGS IN YOU.

SO WE'RE GOING TO SHOW YOU AN

EXCERPT FROM A UNIQUE OKCUPID

PROFILE AND FOR 250 POINTS,

YOU FINISH THE SENTENCE.

HERE IS THE FIRST ONE.

"I LOVE TO COLLECT" BLANK.

YES, APARNA.

>> MY THOUGHTS, SO JUST GIVE ME

A SECOND.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: I WILL GIVE YOU

POINTS FOR THAT.

LET'S FIND OUT WHAT HE LIKES TO

COLLECT.

"ANGEL STUFF AND LIZARD FOBS

AND BOOKS 'ECT'."

I THINK HE MEANS ET CETERA OR

THIS IS SHORT FOR ECTOPLASM.

(LAUGHTER)

>> THIS DUDE'S COOL, I LIKE THIS

GUY.

>> Chris: ALL RIGHT, NEXT ONE.

"I'M REALLY GOOD AT...

(AUDIENCE REACTS)

...SEX, FOREPLAY AND GENTLE

STROKING.

(LAUGHTER)

I AM GREAT AT MAKING" BLANK.

RON FUNCHES?

>> I AM GREAT AT MAKING RON

FUNCHES QUESTION HIS SEXUALITY.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: POINTS.

LET'S FIND OUT WHAT HE'S REALLY

GREAT AT.

HE'S REALLY GREAT AT "MY OWN

JELLY BEANS."

(LAUGHTER)

HE MAKES HIS OWN JELLY BEANS.

RON, DID THIS JUST ENTICE YOU

EVEN FURTHER?

>> YES.

>> Chris: RON IS WAY MORE ON

BOARD NOW THAN SECOND AGO.

>> IF I COULD JUST GET A

MATCHING ONE OF THOSE SHIRTS,

WE'RE ON BOARD!

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: ALL RIGHT, "THE SIX

THINGS I COULD NEVER DO WITHOUT:

1) WAXING

2) SEX

3) DANCING AND--

RON?

(LAUGHTER)

YOU'RE SO DELIGHTED BY THIS GAME

AND WATCHING YOU BE DELIGHTED

MAKES ME DELIGHTED.

>> OKAY, 4) ERYKAH BADU.

(LAUGHTER)

5) ANIME.

(LAUGHTER)

6) LOOSE WORK UNIFORM POLICIES.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: YES, I'LL GIVE YOU

POINTS FOR THAT.

BRAUNGER, YOU WANT TO TAKE A

CRACK AT IT?

>> YEAH, I WOULD SAY A GUN,

A TASER AND THE BOARD GAME

"SORRY."

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: LET'S FIND OUT WHAT

THE FOUR, FIVE AND SIX ARE.

4) ANAL BLEACHING

5) CHIPOTLE

6) MORGAN FREEMAN.

>> YES!

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