Pony Tales

  • Season 1 , Ep 5
  • 02/13/2013
  • Views: 13,485

"Pony Tales" follows three different men with ponytails as they face day-to-day challenges. (3:08)

Tags:  lookin' good, rage
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- [grunts]

[exhales]

- THEY HAVE FAMILIESAND JOBS.

THEY ARE HUSBANDS, SONS,AND UNCLES.

THEY LIVE DIFFERENT LIVES,BUT THERE'S ONE THING

THEY ALL HAVE IN COMMON.

[soft guitar music]

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- IT'S NICETO BE YOUR OWN BOSS,

BUT I-I DO GETA LITTLE STIR CRAZY SOMETIMES.

I MEAN,THIS IS EVERYTHING.

THIS IS WORK,THIS IS HOME, THIS IS,

YOU KNOW,MY BREAK ROOM.

I TRY TO STAYPRETTY DISCIPLINED

ABOUT KEEPING ITA WORK ENVIRONMENT.

YOU KNOW, I WISH THATI DID HAVE SOME COWORKERS

TO JOSH AROUND WITHAND, YOU KNOW...

[inhales deeply, exhales]

WORK SHOULD BEA LITTLE BIT FUN TOO.

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- SEE, I GREW UPIN THE '60s, WHICH WAS--

IT'S AN EXCITING TIME,

AND I LOST MY VIRGINITYAT THE LIBRARY AT BERKELEY,

WHICH WAS EXCITING,AND IT WAS DISGUSTING.

THE PONYTAIL LETS PEOPLE KNOWTHAT ALTHOUGH, YOU KNOW,

I'M A DEFENSE ATTORNEY,I-I'M NOT SO SERIOUS, YOU KNOW?

I--[laughs]I'VE BEEN KNOWN

TO BE A PRACTICAL JOKER.

I'LL HAVE A GRANDE MOCHA LATTE,HOLD THE ONION, HOLD THE MAYO.

- EXCUSE ME?

- I AM A MARTIAL ARTIST.

UH, I'M ALSOA REPTILE ENTHUSIAST,

BUT I AM, UH,I'M NOT COLD-BLOODED.

YOU KNOW, IF YOU ATTACK ME,OR IF YOU TRY TO SNEAK UP ON ME,

YOU'RE GONNA FALL PREY.

MY FAVORITE MOVIESWOULD BE A TIE OF, UH,

ANY BRUCE LEE MOVIE.

I AM, UH, SINGLE.UM...

ONE OF THE FIRST TEACHINGSIN BUDDHISM IS, UH, YOU KNOW,

VISUALIZE WHAT YOU WANT,AND THEN IT'S GONNA HAPPEN.

THAT'S WHAT I DIDWITH THESE BAD BOYS.

I SAW THE INFOMERCIAL,AND I SAID,

"GOSH,I'D LOVE TO HAVE THESE,"

AND FIVE YEARS LATER,THEY WERE MINE.

- OH, GROSS.IS THIS HAIR?

GUYS, THIS IS A SCOOP.YOU USE IT TO SCOOP, OKAY?

THINGS ARE EXTRA DIFFICULTBECAUSE I'M GOING THROUGH

AN ESTROGEN STORMRIGHT NOW.

AN ESTROGEN STORM IS A FLOODOF TRADITIONALLY FEMALE HORMONES

THAT...[sniffles]OVERTAKES THE MALE BODY,

BUT THESEARE LITTLE CHALLENGES

THAT WE HAVE TO FACEIN OUR LIVES.

I SOUND OFF-TUNE.

[plucking, tuning guitar]

- [playing bass guitar]

[phone rings]

YES,I WAS PLAYING BASS.

- PLEASE, JUST LET ME TALK.- NO!

- WHAT ABOUT MY TEMPO?- HONEY, W--

- WHAT ABOUT MY TEMPOFOR MY LIFE?

- NO, IT CALMED ME!

- MARK,I WANT A DIVORCE.

- I CAN'T--I DON'T UNDERSTANDWHAT YOU'RE SAYING.

- SERIOUSLY, MARK--- I WAS IN A GOOD PLACE!

[knock at door]

- HI, MRS. SANGHVI.

- YOU ARE THREE MONTHS BEHINDON YOUR RENT.

- YEAH, NO,I'M WELL AWARE OF THAT.

- YOU ARE USING A DANGEROUSAMOUNT OF ENERGY IN THIS UNIT.

- I DON'T KNOWWHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

- UH, IF I DON'TGET MY RENT

BY THE END OF THIS WEEK,I HAVE TO EVICT YOU.

- OKAY, MRS. SANGHVI.A PLEASURE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

- THANK YOU, MR. BARRY.- OKAY.

[exhales]

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