Hey Linda, have you ever heardof the bechdel test?
- Yeah, it's that test of eithera movie or TV show
has at least two womenwho talk to each other
about somethingother than a man.
And it is shockinghow many shows fail it.
Anyway, Jeff just hasno ambition.
And it's really too bad,because he's a great guy.
- Oh, come on.He's a deadbeat.
- We interrupt this broadcast for news of global importance.
- What? - Today, history was made.
A hand has reached out to us from the cosmos.
- Oh, my God.
- And one man was thereto accept it.
One man has ushered usinto a new age.
- What?- And that man is Jeff Mahoney.
- Hey, everybody!
- No [bleep] way.