I would like to thank you,William Shatner
for letting memake fun of you tonight.
You are an iconwho is loved the world over.
And you're an inspirationto performers everywhere.
William Shatneris living proof
that if you are talentedand nice,
you can work foreverin this business.
Luckily for me,if you're neither--
pffft, fuck it.
You can still beon Comedy Central.
Thank you, William Shatner.I love you very much.
[cheers and applause]