Victoria Jackson - Songs and Poems

  • Season 3 , Ep 11
  • 08/15/2000
  • Views: 537

Victoria's main talent is poetry. (3:05)

THANK YOU.

HIT IT, BOYS.

♪ THRILL ME, THRILL ME.

♪ WALK ME DOWN THE LANEWHERE SHADOWS WILL BE, ♪

♪ WILL BE HIDING LOVERSJUST THE SAME AS-- ♪

SHE LOOKS SCARED--

♪ WE'LL BE

♪ WHEN YOU MAKE ME TELL YOUI LOVE YOU. ♪

♪ THEY TOLD ME, "BE SENSIBLEWITH YOUR NEW LOVE. ♪

♪ DON'T BE FOOLED, THINKINGTHIS IS THE LAST YOU'LL FIND." ♪

♪ BUT THEY NEVER STOODIN THE DARK WITH YOU, LOVE, ♪

♪ WHEN YOU TAKE MEIN YOUR ARMS ♪

♪ AND DRIVE ME SLOWLYOUT OF MY MIND. ♪

♪ KISS ME, KISS ME.

♪ ...I KNOW THATYOU WILL MISS ME. ♪

♪ YOU'LL MISS ME

♪ IF WE EVER SAY ADIEU,

♪ SO KISS ME.

[sighing]♪ KISS ME.

♪ MAKE ME TELL YOUI'M IN LOVE WITH... ♪

♪ YOU. ♪

THANK YOU.

[applause]

THANK YOU.

THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

THANK YOU;SINGING IS JUST MY SIDELINE.

MY MAIN TALENT IS POETRY,

BUT MY DAD SAID YOU CAN'T MAKEMUCH MONEY AT IT

SO YOU SHOULD HAVE SOMETHINGTO FALL BACK ONTO,

SO I TOOK UP SINGING.

SO I'D REALLY LIKE TO TELL YOUSOME OF MY POEMS,

AND THE FIRST ONE IS A MUSTACHE BY VICTORIA JACKSON.

"A MUSTACHE IS A SILLY THING,

"A TICKLY, FICKLY,PRICKLY THING,

"A PATCH OF HAIR GROWINGOVER YOUR LIP,

A HAIRY SPOTOVER THE PLACE YOU SIP."

I WROTE THISWHEN I WAS TEN, SO IT'S--

"SOME PEOPLE THINKA MUSTACHE IS JOLLY.

"OTHERS THINK ITJUST PURE FOLLY.

"BUT TO ME, A MUSTACHE IS NICEAND ADDS SPICE TO LIFE,

AS LONG AS IT DOESN'T GROWON YOUR WIFE."

THANK YOU.

[applause]

YOU CAN SAVESOME OF YOUR CLAPPING

'CAUSE THERE'S A WHOLE BUNCHMORE STUFF.

THE NEXT POEMI WROTE WHEN I WAS 17,

AND IT'S CALLED THE LIFE OF A GYMNAST

BY VICTORIA JACKSON.

"THE LIFE OF A GYMNASTIS REALLY ROUGH.

[applause]

"THE LIFE OF A GYMNASTIS REALLY ROUGH.

"HER TOES AND HEELSARE TOUGH.

[babbling rapidly]

"YOUR BUST IS SO BIGTHE BOYS ALL TEASE YOU.

"YOU DID A FULL TWIST;COACH WON'T BELIEVE YOU.

"WORK ON YOUR ROUTINENIGHT AND DAY,

"LISTENING TO COACHREPEATEDLY SAY,

"SPREAD YOUR KNEES, POINT YOUR TOES.

"DON'T LOOK DOWN.

[muttering rapidly]

"VICTORIA'S TYPEIS REALLY NOT RARE.

YOU CAN TELL A GYMNASTBY THE SMILE SHE'LL WEAR."

[applause]

THANK YOU.

WELL, 40 YEARS OLD.

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