Friendly Fire - Jimmy Kimmel

  • Season 1 , Ep 3
  • 08/28/2012
  • Views: 14,794

Jimmy Kimmel would like to know if Jeff Ross has a mirror in his house. (2:10)

>> ALL RIGHT!

WELL... YOU MADE IT.

>> HOW ARE YOU DOING, BUDDY.

ANSWER GOOD.

>> THANK YOU FOR DOING THIS.

WOW YOU BROUGHT SAUL.

THEY HAVE WAITERS HERE YOU

DIDN'T HAVE TO BRING SAUL.

>> IT IS.

HAVE A SEAT, JEFF.

TRY A COUPLE OF ANGLES HERE.

OH , NO YOU DON'T WANT YOUR

FACE IN THIS.

DON'T WANT YOUR FACE IN THIS.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH IT.

YOU LOOK LIKE FRAN LEBO PUT ON

80 POUNDS.

[LAUGHTER].

DO YOU HAVE A MIRROR IN YOUR

HOUSE?

LAST YEAR DAVE HOSTED; RIGHT .

GET SOMEBODY WITH A SMALL ARE

DICK?

[LAUGHTER].

CAN'T WAIT FOR YOUR OPENING

MONOLOGUE.

>> THANK YOU.

FIRST HOST TO GET THE WALK OFF

MUSIC.

[LAUGHTER].

YOU ARE ON THE FON, LADY WHAT

DO YOU WANT FROM US?

COME ON, JIMMIE.

DID THAT RASH CLEAR UP.

THIS IS JIMMIE KIMMEL, ANYWAY

INCOME TIME I'M OUT THERE I

WILL GLADLY PUT MY FINGER IN

YOUR --

>> THAT IS JIMMIE KIMMEL FOR

YOU.

[LAUGHTER].

>> CONGRATULATIONS ON GETTING

ENGAGED.

YOU DIDN'T BRING YOUR FIANCE'S

BUT YOU BROUGHT YOUR -- THAT IS

GREAT.

[LAUGHTER].

TAKE IT BACK.

TAKE IT BACK.

STOP!

SERIOUSLY.

>> I TAKE IT BACK!

>> TAKE IT BACK!

>> DON'T STOP OR I WILL SQUIRT

LEMON IN HIS EYE.

[LAUGHTER].

>> OKAY.

>> THANK YOU ALL FOR BEING

GOOD PALS.

SUPPORTING ME AND -- I KNOW

UNCLE FRANK SUP THERE NOW IN

HEAVEN LOOKING DOWN ON EARTH

AND WATCHING JAY

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