Why did I do this again?
She caught me lying.
Not like I've got lying before,like, with, like,
you ever lieabout disease-test results?
But I'm a bad liar. I suck.
Like, my idea of lyingis just keeping my eyes open
really wideafter I say something.
And it was so stupid.
We both live here in New York,and she's moving.
Not far. She's only movinga few blocks.
But she's goingfrom a ground-floor apartment
up to a fifth-floor walkup.
And she's, like,"You gotta help me.
I can't carry furniture upfive flights of steps."
And I'm, like, "Ugh, uh, baby,I'd love to help you,
but it's my mother's birthday.I gotta take her out."
And she's, like, "Well, I didn'ttell you what day yet."
Have you ever been so bustedall you can do is just look
like you didn't comprehendthe statement?
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