Cathy Ladman - Mammograms

Cathy Ladman & Bob Odenkirk Season 1, Ep 0109 02/24/1992 Views: 3,131

When I grow up I want to be a ballerina and have a mammogram. (1:03)

NO, I LIKE BEING A WOMAN.

I HAD A VERY GOOD YEARAS A WOMAN.

I HAD MY FIRST MAMMOGRAMTHIS YEAR.

MMM, YES, THANK YOU.

WHAT A TREAT.

IT'S WHAT EVERY LITTLE GIRLDREAMS OF.

"WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO BE ABALLERINA AND HAVE A MAMMOGRAM."

IF YOU DON'T KNOWWHAT A MAMMOGRAM IS

IT IS NOT A WOMANWITH BIG BREASTS

WHO WORKS FOR WESTERN UNION.

( laughter )

SOME PEOPLE REALLY DON'T KNOW.

IT'S A BREAST EXAM ANDI DON'T CARE HOW SMALL YOU ARE--

BECAUSE THEY DON'T COMEMUCH SMALLER THAN I AM--

BUT THEY GRAB YOUR BREAST ANDTHEY DRAG IT ACROSS THE ROOM!

I WAS IN THE WAITING ROOM

MY BREAST WAS IN A ROOMACROSS THE HALL!

AND THEN THEY SQUISH THAT THING.

I FELT LIKE THE COYOTEIN A ROADRUNNER CARTOON.

( scattered laughter )

GOD, HOW DO YOU MAINTAINDIGNITY IN THAT ENVIRONMENT?

WELL, UH, MY BREAST IS BETWEENTWO PLATES OF PLEXIGLASS...

I'LL HAVE SOME TEA.