AND I'M NOT A GOLFER.
I LIKE THE BEER CART GIRLS.
THAT'S ABOUT IT.
AND I GOTTA TELL YOU.
IT WAS AWESOME BECAUSE I GOT TO
HAVE A CADDIE.
AND I'VE NEVER HAD A CADDIE
BEFORE, GOLFING.
AND IT WAS SWEET.
BECAUSE THE ENTIRE DAY THERE'S
SOMEBODY WALKING AROUND BEHIND
ME, MAKING DECISIONS FOR ME.
ANYTIME I GET IN A JAM I WOULD
JUST GO, "HEY, MAN, WHAT WOULD
YOU DO IN THIS PARTICULAR
SITUATION?"
AND THEN HE WOULD JUST LOOK
AND TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
THE WHOLE DAY I DIDN'T HAVE TO
MAKE ONE DECISION.
THIS MADE ME THINK.
THAT'S WHY I'M GOING TO START
A COMPANY.
[LAUGHTER]
RIGHT?
AND WE'RE GOING TO OFFER YOU
LIFE CADDIES.
SOMEBODY CAN JUST WALK BEHIND
YOU.
AND ANYTIME YOU CAN'T MAKE A
DECISION, YOU CAN DEFER TO THEM.
YOU'RE LIKE, "OH, MAN.
I'M-- I DON'T KNOW.
HEY, WHAT WOULD YOU DO IN THIS
PARTICULAR SITUATION?"
[LAUGHTER]
"I DON'T KNOW.
I'D GO WITH THE STRIPPER WITHOUT
THE GLITTER."
HEY, THAT'S MY TIME.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]