Josh Sneed - Dumb Girlfriend

  • Season 11 , Ep 18
  • 03/29/2007
  • Views: 7,847

Josh's ex-girlfriend was not smart. (1:22)

IF YOU'RE NOT, IT'S OKAY,

I ALREADY KNOW NOT EVERYBODY THINKS I'M FUNNY. MY LAST GIRLFRIEND--

OR, AS I LIKE TO CALL HER, "THE XBOX"-- NOW SHE IS

- A PERFECT EXAMPLE--- [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

DOESN'T THAT JUST SUM IT UP?

WHAT A RAY OF SUNSHINE.

SHE WAS SO LOUD, LIKE, ALL THE TIME AND BULIMIC.

YOU KNOW? I WAS ALWAYS GOING,"HONEY, KEEP IT DOWN."

- AND-- - [LAUGHTER]

THAT JOKE WAS JUST A TESTER. I'M GLAD YOU GUYS PASSED IT.

SHE GOT SOME INTELLIGENT--SHE WAS AN IDIOT.

INTELLIGENCE IS KEYAND SHE WAS LOCKED OUT.

IT WAS REALLY SAD, TOO.I WANTED IT TO WORK.

I REMEMBER THE NIGHT I KNEW IT WOULDN'T.

WE WERE WATCHING DR. DOOLITTLE, PART TWO,

AND THREE-FOURTHSOF THE WAY INTO THE FILM

THERE'S A SCENE WHERE EDDIE MURPHY'S GETTING SUED.

SO HIS WIFE IN THE FLICKIS GONNA BE HIS LAWYER.

SHE LOOKS AT ME AND GOES "OH MY.YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME.

"THEY WOULD NEVER LET YOUR SPOUSE REPRESENT YOU IN A COURT OF LAW.

THIS MOVIE'S RIDICULOUS."AND I'M, LIKE,

"THERE HAVE BEEN ANIMALS TALKING."

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

SHE WAS NOT SMART. YEAH.

[LAUGHTER, CHEERS & APPLAUSE]

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