Fred Stoller - Cashiers

Fred Stoller & Roger Rittenhouse Season 1, Ep 0154 02/24/1992 Views: 1,803

It's sexist to assume the cashier is a woman. (1:31)

YOU'RE AT THE BANK MACHINE.

DO YOU LOOK AT OTHER PEOPLE'SRECEIPTS AND COMPARE BALANCES?

"WELL, I'M DOING BETTERTHAN THIS GUY."

( laughter )

MAYBE YOU DO, MAYBE YOU DON'T.

WHO AM I TO JUDGE?

SEE, I DON'T CAREIF YOU DON'T LAUGH.

I DON'T NEED THIS FOR FUN.

I LIVE ON THE EDGE,THE NIGHT'S YOUNG FOR ME.

( laughter )

I'M GOING TO GO RENT A MOVIE.

AND I'M NOT GOING TO REWIND IT.

( laughter )

YOU CAN'T STOP ME.

DON'T EVEN TRY.

I DON'T CARE.

I WAS AT THE MALL TODAY,I WAS ON THE ESCALATOR

I LET GO OF THE HANDRAIL.

( laughter )

THEN I PUT MY ARMS UPIN THE AIR-- YEEE!

( laughter )

I'LL DO IT AGAIN.

I'M ON A RAMPAGE.

I AM SO IMPULSIVE.

I DON'T KNOW HOW I'M GOINGTO DO THESE THINGS, MAN.

I BOUGHT A PEN FOR 79 CENTS

I GAVE THE CASHIER 80 CENTS,I WALKED THE HELL AWAY.

( laughter )

YOU HEARD ME RIGHT.

ANYTIME A CASHIER SAYS,"HERE'S YOUR PENNY."

YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY TO HER?

I SAY, "YOU KEEP IT."

YEAH, I'LL SAY IT TO HER.

I'LL SAY IT RIGHT TO HER.

THAT'S KIND OF SEXIST, WHATI SAID-- THE CASHIER, "HER."

CASHIER DOESN'T HAVETO BE A WOMAN.

COULD BE A GAY GUY.

( laughter )

( clapping )

I SAID THAT.

I'M CONTROVERSIAL.

( laughter )

I'M LIKE GERALDO.

( laughter )

DON'T PROVOKE ME.