Bob Marley - Boone's Farm

  • Season 11 , Ep 7
  • 02/01/2007
  • Views: 13,233

Bob drank Boone's Farm and ate three cheeseburgers and a Filet-O-Fish. (1:34)

OH, I LOVE--OH DON'T YOU LOVE BEER?

OH MY GOD, YUM, YUM, YUM, YUM.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

I GREW UP IN MAINE AND THAT'S ALL WE DID IS DRINK.

YOU EVER GET CAUGHT DRINKING BY YOUR PARENTS?

FIRST TIME I GOT CAUGHTI WAS LIKE 15.

I DIDN'T HAVE ANY BOOZE,

SO I WENT TO THE MOBIL GAS STATION,

AND I STOLE THREE BOTTLES OF AN ALL TIME CLASSIC,

BOOMS FARM TICKLE PINK, ANYBODY?

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

QUALITY BEVERAGE, SOLD IT DOWN NEXT TO THE 10W30,

$1.42 A GALLON, NUM, NUM, NUM, NUM.

SO I GO OUT IN THE WOODS AND I DRANK IT AS FAST AS I COULD.

I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I WAS DOING.

THEN I WENT TOMCDONALDS AND I ORDEREDTHREE CHEESEBURGERS

AND A FILET OF FISH. NOW, LOOKING BACK

IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN THAT FILET OF FISH THAT LATER ON

- DERAILED ME A BIT.- [LAUGHTER]

SO WHEN I GOT HOME I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA GET CAUGHT.

BUT MY PARENTS HAD FALLEN ASLEEP WATCHING HEE-HAW ON THE COUCH.

SO I WAS DANCING AROUND IN THE LIVING ROOM

TAUNTING THEM IN THEIR SLEEP, "I GOT AWAY WITH IT.

I GOT AWAY WITH IT. WHOO!" THEN I WALKED UP THE STAIRS

AND I REMEMBER THINKING, I AM THE MAN! I'M A DRINKER!

AND I WALKED BY THE BATHROOMAT THE TOP OF THE STAIRS

AND THE TOILET LOOKED AT ME. AND I LOOKED AT THE TOILET

AND I SAID, "I GOT AWAY WITH IT." AND THE TOILET SAID,

"NO YOU DIDN'T, GET OVER HEREAND PRAY TO ME, BITCH."

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

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