The Lucas Brothers - Sports & Money

  • Season 1 , Ep 7
  • 12/12/2013
  • Views: 16,389

The Lucas Brothers aren't big fans of the WNBA, and they're not that into checking their bank account either. (2:14)

ALL RIGHT,WHICH IS COOL.

I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT.

IT'S JUST, HE ALSO LIKES SPORTS,SO IT GETS WEIRD.

- YEAH, LIKE, EVERY TIMEWE GO CHILL WITH HIM,

HE TRIES TO CONVINCE USTO WATCH THE WNBA.

- AND HE MAKESWEIRD ARGUMENTS.

HE'S LIKE, "YO, I THINKIF THEY GOT RID OF THE NBA,

MORE PEOPLE WOULD WATCHTHE WNBA."

- IT'S LIKE, "NAH, SON.THAT'S NOT HOW THINGS WORK."

'CAUSE YOU CAN'T GET RIDOF SOMETHING THAT'S SUPER DOPE

AND REPLACE IT WITH SOMETHINGTHAT'S NOT AS DOPE,

YOU KNOWWHAT I MEAN?

LIKE, A COUPLE OF SUMMERS AGO,YOU AIN'T HEAR NOBODY SAY,

"MAN, NOW THATMICHAEL JACKSON'S DEAD,

I CAN FINALLY LISTENTO ALL THIS JERMAINE JACKSON."

- FOR REAL.

[laughter]

- I MEAN, THE ONLY THING THATSUCKS ABOUT NOT HAVING A JOB

IS CHECKINGYOUR BANK ACCOUNT.

THAT'S THE WORST THING.

- OH, YEAH.

'CAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE ANY MONEYIN YOUR BANK ACCOUNT.

WE CHECKED OUR BANK ACCOUNTTHIS MORNING,

AND WE ONLY HAD$3 IN IT.

- OR AT LEASTTHAT'S WHAT WE THOUGHT.

IT WAS $3 WITH A PARENTHESESAROUND IT.

- WHICH MEANS SOMETHINGTOTALLY DIFFERENT.

IT MEANS YOU HAVETO PAY THE BANK $3.

BUT WHEN WE FIRST SAW IT,WE JUST THOUGHT

THE BANK WAS TRYINGTO PROTECT OUR LAST $3.

- AND I LIKE--

WE WERE WATCHING ESPN,

AND THIS QUARTERBACKJUST SIGNED

A $10 MILLION CONTRACTWITH THIS TEAM,

AND THENTHE ANNOUNCER WAS LIKE,

"YOU GONNA SHOW UP NEXT YEARFOR TRAINING CAMP?"

HE'S LIKE, "OF COURSEI'M SHOWING UP.

"I GOT 10 MILLION REASONS

WHY I'M GOINGTO BE AT TRAINING CAMP."

WHICH IS DOPE.- YEAH.

I LIKE HOW HE TIED, LIKE,WHAT HE WAS GOING TO DO

WITH HOW MUCH MONEYHE HAD.

THAT'S [bleep] AWESOME.

THAT'S BALLER, YO.

NOW WE DO THAT SHIT, MAN,YOU KNOW.

WE LIKE, "HEY, LET'S BELIKE ATHLETES."

BUDDY OF OURSASKED US LAST WEEK, LIKE,

"I WANT TO GOTO A TITTY TUESDAY.

UH, $5 TITTIES.Y'ALL WANNA SEE SOME TITTIES?"

AND WE WERE LIKE,"LOOK, MAN.

"WE WOULD LOVETO SEE SOME TITTIES,

"BUT WE GOTABOUT THREE REASONS

WHY WE CAN'T DO THAT."

- NEGATIVE THREE REASONS.- YEAH, MAN.

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