Not Buying It - Craigslist

Season 2 , Ep 2 07/16/13 Views: 9,069

Kumail Nanjiani and David Koechner debate the trade value of cronuts and kinky sex acts on Craigslist. (2:08)

LAST TWO HOURS OF YOUR LIFE

PLAYING WITH A GUN YOU KNOW.

>> Jeselnik: LET'S MOVE ON TO

NOT BUYING IT.

WE MAKE FUN OF A PRODUCT NEW AND

UNFAMILIAR TO US.

D'OH.

A THE PASTRY HAS PEOPLE GOING

CRAZY.

FOR MONTHS NEW YORKERS HAVE BEEN

LINING UP AROUND THE BLOCK TO

GET THEM AND ONE GUY IS SELLING

THEM FOR ORAL SEX ON CRAIGSLIST

AND I HEAR IT'S SWEEPING THE

COUNTRY.

SOME WILL DO ALMOST ANYTHING FOR

A [BLEEP] JOB.

>> SEEMS LIKE A FAIR TRADE.

ONE GUY GETS A TASTY

CREAM-FILLED TREAT AND THE OTHER

GETS A CROW-NUT.

>> IS IT POSSIBLE FOR PEOPLE TO

HAVE A SWEET TOOTH AND A SALTY

TOOTH?

>> Jeselnik: I'M JUST HAPPY

BECAUSE I THINK IT MIGHT FINALLY

GET AMERICANS EXCITED ABOUT

DESSERT.

>> I THOUGHT THAT'S WHAT A

[BLEEP] JOB WAS.

>> Jeselnik: DESSERT?

IS THAT WHY YOU'RE ALWAYS

BLOWING WAITERS?

>> HERE'S YOUR TIP.

>> Jeselnik: I CAN'T BELIEVE A

GUY WAS SELLING THESE ON

CRAIGSLIST FOR SEX AND THEY'RE

CREEPS.

HERE'S STUFF OFFERED UP ON

CRAIGSLIST.

THESE ARE REAL ADS.

DAVID, THIS GUY IS OFFERING UP

FREE GASOLINE BUT WHAT DID HE

WANT?

>> I DON'T PERUSE CRAIGSLIST.

>> Jeselnik: HE WAS ASKING FOR

SEX WHICH IS A GREAT DEAL WHEN

YOU THINK ABOUT THE PRICE OF A

GALLON OF SEX.

THIS GUY WILL COME HOME AFTER

HIS WIFE IS GONE AND EAT THE

PASTA.

HOW MUCH IS HE OFFERING?

>> $3,000 BUT THAT WOULD BE A

STEAL.

>> Jeselnik: $3,000?

HE WAS OFFERING ONE.

ONE DOLLAR.

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