Lynne Koplitz - Quatro-Boob

Bagg, Koplitz, Rubin, Lee Season 4, Ep 0404 12/10/2000 Views: 13,467

Lynne Koplitz talks about wearing underwear that don't fit right. (1:39)

I GRAB A PAIR OF PANTY HOSE

THE OTHER DAY.

LADIES, YOU CAN RELATE,

ESPECIALLY THE TALL WOMEN IN

THE AUDIENCE.

AND SOMETHING HAPPENED.

BUT I HAD NO CROTCH EXPANSION

ALL DAY.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING

ABOUT?

THE WOMEN ARE GIGGLING.

LOOK AT THE MEN.

IT'S A SEA OF FACES LOOKING

AT ME LIKE, "CROTCH.

SOUNDS GOOD.

(LAUGHTER)

EXPANSION.

I'M INTERESTED.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S TALKING

ABOUT, BUT I'M ALERT."

IT'S NOT GOOD; RIGHT, GIRLS?

IT'S WHEN YOUR PANTY HOSE DON'T

FIT RIGHT, SO THE CROTCH ONLY

COMES TO HERE; RIGHT?

FOR SOME PSYCHO REASON,'

I WORE 'EM ANYWAY.

SO I SPEND THE WHOLE DAY WITH

MY LEGS SNAPPING BACK TOGETHER.

I LOOK LIKE I'LL IN A HURRY

EVERYWHERE I'M GOING.

"HERE I AM."

THAT WAS FUN.

THAT WAS LIKE "LORD OF

THE HOSE."

AND THEN I GRABBED--

THIS IS THE WORST PART--

I GRAB A BRA.

THIS IS SAD, 'CAUSE MY MOTHER'S

HOME IN VIRGINIA RIGHT NOW

GOING, "NO, NO.

PLEASE DON'T TALK ABOUT THIS."

I GRAB A BRA THAT MUST HAVE BEEN

FROM GRADE SCHOOL, 'CAUSE I HAD

QUADRO-BOOB ALL DAY.

YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS?

(LAUGHTER)

AGAIN, THE WOMEN GIGGLE

AND THE MEN LOOK AT ME.

RIGHT IN THE FRONT.

"QUADRO?

THAT'S 4!

4 BOOBIES!

I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS,

BUT I KNOW IT CAN'T BE BAD,

DUDE."

IT'S BAD; RIGHT, LADIES?

YOUR BRA'S TOO TIGHT, SO YOU

HAVE TWO NORMAL-SIZED BREASTS

AND THEN TWO LITTLE

POPPING-FRESH ONES.

KIND OF SQUEEZE OUT THE TOP,

RIDE PIGGYBACK ON THE BIGGINS.

THANK YOU!