The Department of Birthdays

  • Season 2 , Ep 214
  • 03/21/2012
  • Views: 13,115

Leonard shows Mark the DOI division that specializes in all staff birthday celebrations. (2:03)

I PRESENT, THE DEPARTMENT OFBIRTHDAYS

- WELCOME, MR. DIRECTOR.

JOYCE, GET THESE MENSOME REFRESHMENTS!

- OH.- BITCH.

AS YOU CAN SEE, SIR,WE SPECIALIZE IN ALL ASPECTS

OF CELEBRATING D.O.I.STAFF BIRTHDAYS.

JOYCE!- [whimpers nervously]

- EMPLOYEE BIRTHDAY CARDSARE DESIGNED AND WRITTEN HERE.

OH, WE'RE IN LUCK!

A READING.

- PUT DOWN THE W-2sAND REQUESTS FOR VACATION.

PUT A PIN IN TODAY'SSEXUAL HARASSMENT ORIENTATION.

WE ALL KNOW HOW HUMANA RESOURCE YOU ARE.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,BETH IN HR.

[applause]

- THE D.O.I. BIRTHDAY SINGERS.

THEY'RE PRACTICING THE BELOVED

AND WORLD-FAMOUSTRADITIONAL BIRTHDAY SONG.

- ♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO--

- BIRTHDAY TIME IS HERE AGAIN. EXACTLY, MR. DIRECTOR.

WELL DONE.

FINALLY, THE BAKERY.

I KNOW SOMEBODYWHO'S GONNA LOVE THIS CAKE:

GOOSE KEVIN!

- I AM BEYOND IMPRESSED.

NEXT YOU'RE GONNA TELL MEYOU CAN BAKE BIRTHDAY FUN

DIRECTLY INTO THE CAKE.

- I'M SORRY.WE CAN'T DO THAT.

BUT EXTREME RADICALCELEBRITY CHEF GUY FIERI CAN!

- WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

DEEP-FRY THAT BITCH.

- HIS SALARY'SKIND OF EXCESSIVE,

DON'T YOU THINK?

IN FACT, THE BUDGETFOR YOUR WHOLE DEPARTMENT

KIND OF...IS.

- WHAT ARE--WHAT--WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

- HE'S SAYINGYOU'RE [bleep] CANNED.

THE BIRTHDAY DEPARTMENTIS OVER.

GET PACKING, PEOPLE.

- AS YOU WISH,MR. DIRECTOR.

ABORT!ABORT!

JOYCE, I BLAME YOU,YOU GIMPY, DATELESS BITCH!

- NO SENSE IN THISGOING TO WASTE.

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