The Amazing Johnathan - Knife Trick

Amazing Jonathan & Marc Maron Season 1, Ep 0108 02/24/1992 Views: 6,975

Blood spurts from Johnathan's arm. (3:51)

DOES SOMEBODY HAVEA BIC LIGHTER

AN ORDINARY,PLASTIC BIC LIGHTER?

DO YOU HAVE ONE, ANYONE,AT THE TABLE?

JUST TOSS IT UP HEREIF YOU HAVE ONE.

WE NEED A BIC LIGHTER.

IT'S A REALLY COOL TRICK.

THANK YOU, SIR.

PERFECT.

OKAY, EXCELLENT.

JUST ABOUT FILLS THAT

RIGHT TO THE TOP.

OKAY... NOW.

( wild cheering )

OH, PSYCHIC BAMBI,I FOUND THE BLINDFOLD.

OOPS! TOO LATE NOW.

WHAT YOU'RE ABOUTTO SEE IS NOT REAL.

KEEP THAT IN MIND.

SIR, WOULD YOU FEEL THE BLADEOF THIS KNIFE, PLEASE?

DOES IT COLLAPSE?

LOOK AT MY ARM.

IS THERE ANY RUBBER?

FEEL THE ARM.

( grunting )

( yelling in pain )

( laughter and screaming )

( woman screaming )

( wild cheering and applause )

( groaning )

THERE IT IS.

YOUR TURN.

( wild cheering and applause )

WE'RE GOING TO DOA REALLY CLASSIC MAGIC TRICK.

I THINK YOU'LL ENJOY THIS.

DO YOU LIKE BIRDS, MA'AM?

( cheering and applause )

I'M KIDDING AROUND.

CHECK IT OUT.

( laughter and applause )

THE LITTLE SUCKER BIT ME.

( laughter and applause )

MAYBE I OVERREACTED.

I KNOW WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO.

WIPE YOUR NOSE, MAN.

YOU'RE BUGGING ME.

OKAY... THIS IS A NEAT LITTLEROPE TRICK WE'RE GOING TO DO.

A LOT OF MAGICIANSYOU SEE DOING THIS TRICK

WILL USE STRINGSOR WIRES OR MAGNETS--

ANYTHING TO MAKETHE TRICK EASIER, BUT...

( laughter )

NEVER MIND.

HERE'S A TRICK I'VE HADSINCE I WAS A LITTLE AMAZING.

( laughter )

( "Pop Goes the Weasel" playing feebly )

( "Pop Goes the Weasel" comes to an end )

WHERE THE HELL'S THE CLOWN?

THERE USED TO BE A LITTLE--

OH, SHOOT!

( laughter )

WAIT A MINUTE.

THERE'S A NOTE.

"I CAN'T TAKETHAT SONG ANYMORE."

( wild cheering and laughter )

I FOUND THIS NUCLEAR WASTEBUCKET OUTSIDE.

I'M SURE IT'S CLEAN.

NOBODY WOULD LEAVE

A DANGEROUS NUCLEAR WASTE BUCKETLYING AROUND ON THE GROUND.

WHAT IF SOME JERK CAME ALONGAND PUT THIS OVER THEIR HEAD?

YOU NEVER KNOWWHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF...

( laughter )

I DON'T FEEL GOOD.

DO I LOOK PALE?

( laughter )

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,THANK YOU ALL.

( wild cheering and applause )

YOU WERE TERRIFIC.

I'M THE AMAZING JONATHAN.

GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY.

THANK YOU!

( wild cheering and applause )