Forgiving Ryan Lochte

Tuesday, September 13, 2016 09/13/2016 Views: 204

Ryan Lochte's debut on "Dancing with the Stars" leaves Moshe Kasher, Aisling Bea and Chris D'Elia wondering if they're ready to forgive him for his actions in Brazil. (2:40)

TALL-TALE GOLD MEDALISTRYAN LOCHTE

HAS STARTED HIS FORGIVENESS TOURWITH AN APPEARANCE

ON THE NEW SEASONOF DANCING WITH THE STARS.

IF EVERYONE'S DANCING,EVERYTHING'S FINE.

AND THIS TIME,HE WAS REALLY ALMOST MUGGED.

-LIAR! -GEORGE STEPHANOPOULOUS:THERE IT IS.

PROTESTERS COME ON TO THE STAGE.THEY'RE GRABBED BY SECURITY.

SECURITY TAKES HIM DOWNRIGHT THERE.

-WHOA.-(LAUGHTER)

-YEAH, MAMBO NUMBER FIVE-O.-(LAUGHTER)

UH, I WONDER IF THAT PROTESTERIS GONNA TELL EVERYONE

THAT HE WAS ALMOST ROBBED. UH...

-(LAUGHTER)-COMEDIANS, IT'S BEEN

NEARLY A WHOLE MONTH SINCE RYANLOCHTE'S CONTROVERSIAL RUN-IN

WITH A BRAZILIAN GAS STATION,AND NOW HE'S DANCING ON THE TV.

I DON'T KNOW HOWTO FEEL ABOUT HIM.

IS IT TIME TO FORGIVE HIM?DO WE FORGIVE HIM?

ARE WE NOT OKAY WITH HIM?

-NO. -NO.-WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK?

-WHOA! -DUDE.-(LOUD AUDIENCE CHATTER)

THE AUDIENCE HASSOME VERY STRONG OPINIONS.

VERY STRONG OPINIONS.

A LOT OF SWEARING IN PORTUGUESEFROM THE AUDIENCE. UH...

MOSHE, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

YEAH, I'M TIRED OF THE ATTITUDE.

I DON'T THINK HE HAS ANYTHINGTO BE FORGIVEN FOR.

HE'S A HERO.HE'S AN AMERICAN.

THAT'S HOW WE DO IT.

WE GO TO YOUR COUNTRY,WIN A GOLD MEDAL, PISS ON IT,

AND THEN GO DO THE FOXTROTBACK HOME.

-HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT.-(LAUGHTER)

STRAIGHT UP, I'M TIREDOF BRAZIL. I'M TIRED OF BRAZIL

WITH YOUR PERFECT-ASSED WOMENAND YOUR PERFECT BEACHES.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

I GREW UP IN THE BAY AREA.DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY

CAPOEIRA CIRCLESI HAD TO PRETEND

TO BE INTERESTED IN GROWING UP?

-HARDWICK: YEAH.-(LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE & CHEERING)

GET BIT, BRAZIL.

POINTS. YEAH. CHRIS D'ELIA.

I THINK HE'S BETTERAT DANCING AROUND THE TRUTH.

-YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? HEY.-WHOA! -WHOA!

BUT, NO. BUT HE DID GO TO BRAZILAND PEE ON THEIR THINGS.

I MEAN, IF I...

HE WENT TO ANOTHER COUNTRYAND DID THAT.

IF I MISS THE TOILET BOWL AT MYMOM'S HOUSE, I GET IN TROUBLE.

OKAY? DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

SO, LET'S, UH...

THIS GUY PISSED

ON ONE OF BRAZIL'SMOST IMPORTANT LANDMARKS--

A GAS STATION DOOR, OKAY?

-(LAUGHTER)-YEAH.

WHAT I'M SAYING IS, INSTEAD OF

FOCUSING ON MAKING AMERICAGREAT AGAIN,

LET'S MAKE BRAZIL GREATFOR ONCE.

HARDWICK:ALL RIGHT.

-(LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE & CHEERING)-YEAH.

SO MUCHFOR FORGIVING HIM OR NOT.

I'LL GIVE YOU POINTS FOR THAT.

-AISLING.-WELL, AMERICA,

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE HIMDANCE OFF A CLIFF.

THIS IS SO INTERESTING--

THE WAY AMERICA PUNISHESITS WHITE MEN. ON A...

"WHAT'S THAT, BILL CLINTON?YOU LIED UNDER OATH.

"WELL, YOU CAN BE DAMN SUREYOU'LL CONTINUE

TO BE PRESIDENTFOR THE NEXT TWO YEARS."

-(LAUGHTER) -HARDWICK: YEAH.-"WHAT'S THAT, RYAN LOCHTE?

"YOU VANDALIZE A TOILET, ANDTHEN BLAME THE POOR BRAZILIANS.

"WELL, YOU CAN BE DAMN SUREWE ARE GOING TO PUT YOU STERNLY

"ON ONE OF THE MOSTHIGHEST-GROSSING TV SHOWS

"IN THE WHOLE OF EARTH.

-NOW DON'T YOU DO IT AGAIN!"-HARDWICK: LISTEN.

-(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)-"DO NOT DO IT AGAIN!"