Smokers - End of the World

  • Season 1 , Ep 110
  • 08/10/2011
  • Views: 24,858

Jon sits down with a modern-day prophet who thinks the world will end today. (2:29)

- THE END OF THE WORLD.

THE ARE A MYRIAD OF THEORIESON HOW AND WHEN IT WILL HAPPEN.

HERE ON THE COMPOUNDOF MEZEA MINISTRIES,

REVEREND ROCCO JANSON SAYSHE HAS A SPECIAL INSIGHT.

UNLIKE MOST,HE CLAIMS WITH CERTAINTY

TO KNOW EXACTLYWHEN THE WORLD WILL END.

- [burps] TODAY.

- THE WORLDIS GONNA END TODAY?

- TODAY, LATER--SIXISH OR SO.

YOU MIND IF I SMOKE?

- I ACTUALLY SMOKE AS WELL.

- OH. GREAT.

- FREEDOM LIGHTS.THAT'S MY BRAND ALSO.

- UH, YEAH, I'VE BEENSMOKIN' FREEDOMS FOR YEARS.

- I'VE SMOKEDFOR ABOUT TWO WEEKS.

- LOLLIPOP?

- UM, I THINKIF I'M SMOKING,

I MIGHT JUST DO THAT,IF YOU DON'T MIND.

- I GET 'EM BOTH GOIN'.

THE SWEET AND THE SMOKY,

JUST LIKEMY BARBECUE SAUCE.

- YOU MAKEYOUR OWN BARBECUE SAUCE?

- YEAH.ROCCO'S HOLY MOLEY.

- HOLY MOLEY.- GET IT?

- YES, I DO.

- AFTER HOLY AND MOLEY.

- YOU HAVE A MOLE.

- WE'RE GONNA BE ENJOYINGIT TODAY

AT THE CELEBRATION.

- THE CELEBRATION?- WE'RE CELEBRATING.

WELL, I SUPPOSE FOR A, UH,NON-BELIEVER SUCH AS YOURSELF,

THE END OF THE WORLDIS A HORRIFYING, UH,

NIGHTMARE.

BUT FOR USIN MEZEA MINISTRIES,

IT'S A CELEBRATION.

WE'RE ALL GOINGTO THE NEXT PLATFORM.

- HOW DO YOU KNOWTHIS IS GONNA HAPPEN?

- BECAUSE I'VE RECEIVEDTHE MESSAGES, JON.

- MM-HMM. WHATIF THE MESSAGES YOU RECEIVE

ARE INCORRECT?IS THAT POSSIBLE?

- NEVER.- MM-HMM.

WHAT ABOUT AUGUST 9, 1998?

- OH HO HO HO.

OH, JOY!

IN A FEW HOURS,EARTH WILL BE DESTROYED.

HA HA!

BY A SOLAR FLARE!

RAISE A FOOTIF YOU BELIEVE ME!

OHH! SWITCH!

WELL, OBVIOUSLY, I DIDN'TGET IT RIGHT THAT TIME,

UM, YOU'RE NOT GONNA

GET THE END OF THE WORLDRIGHT EVERY TIME.

- WELL, THERE WERETHE FOUR PREDICTIONS LAST YEAR,

NONE OF WHICH--- ALL RIGHT, LOOK,

MAYBE THEY WEREN'T.

MAYBE THE WORLD DID ENDA LITTLE BIT EACH TIME.

I HAVE TO GO.

WE HAVE OUR CELEBRATION,

AND, UH, I WANT TO THANK YOUFOR THIS INTERVIEW.

AND ALSO, YOU'RE INVITEDTO OUR CELEBRATION,

BECAUSE WE'REABOUT POSITIVE ENERGY

AND MOVING ONTO THE NEXT PLATFORM,

AND I HOPEYOU'LL SOON JOIN US

AND SEE THE TRUTH.

- SO THE INTERVIEW'S OVER.

- IT'S NOT OVER.I HAVE TO GO.

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