The Pay Your Tab Cab Returns

I Miss David Bowie Season 1, Ep 12 06/14/2016 Views: 7,621

Strip club patrons try to win money by correctly answering Nikki's questions about women. (3:32)

[ Cheers and applause ]

Nikki: Welcome to "Pay Your Tab

Cab."

Hey, dudes. Get in.

Hi.

Hi.

How are you doing?

Good.

This is Sasha.

Hello.

Hello, Sasha.

That's her stripper name.

I'm Nikki.

My stripper name is Melia.

How are you doing, Melia?

Hi. What's up?

How was the strip club tonight?

It was good.

How much money did you spend in

there?

A little over a thousand.

A thousand?!

That's it.

You want to win some money back,

though?

That would be great.

All you have to do is answer

some questions about women.

That's it?

Yeah.

You love women, right?

Who doesn't?

My mom's a woman.

That helps.

Let's play...

...It's time to "Pay Your Tab

Cash!"

That's close to the name.

[ Laughs ]

Let's do it.

Oh, shit.

Okay, first question.

Who was the first woman that

NASA sent into orbit?

Was it Sally Field, Sally Space,

or Sally Ride?

Sally Space.

[ Buzzer ]

No.

No.

Sally Space.

[ Buzzer ]

It got to be that because her

last name is Space.

I mean, that's --

they sent both of the

Armstrongs.

[ Buzzer, buzzer, buzzer,

buzzer, buzzer ]

I agree with you.

All right.

What is the shorthand term for a

woman's pelvic exam?

Gyno-something.

[ Buzzer ]

[ Laughs ]

I know this one, 'cause I used

to be a nurse.

Okay.

Really?

Let me think.

Pelvic exam, I'm gonna have to

say, uh...

Epidural?

[ Buzzer ]

Actually, it is a Pap smear.

Have you heard of that?

Yes.

Have you given one?

No, but I've seen it being

administered.

How was it?

Kind of frightening.

All right, next question.

Name one kind of tube in the

female anatomy.

I don't know the name, but it

starts with an E.

An E tube.

Oh, of course --

fillupian.

[ Fanfare ]

Say it one more time.

Fillupian!

[ Fanfare ]

Tho-- Thopial?

Fallopian tube?

[ Cash register dings ]

Ethiopial tube.

[ Buzzer ]

No, that's wrong on so many

levels, Dallas, but you're so

goddamn cute, I wanted to give

it to you.

You're so stupid.

[ Laughs ]

But it doesn't matter 'cause

look at those eyebrows.

Next question.

Oh! Guess what time it is.

It's a lightning round!

[ Electricity zaps ]

Yes! Can you make a lightning

sound, Sasha?

Shhhhhh-boom!

[ Laughs ]

That's when it hits the ground.

[ Laughs ]

Okay.

Name as many services as you can

that Planned Parenthood offers.

And...go.

Abortion.

Abortion.

Abortion.

Abortion.

Housing?

[ Buzzer ]

Uh, food?

[ Buzzer ]

Clothes.

[ Buzzer ]

Transportation.

[ Buzzer ]

Um...

And that's about all I got.

Okay, okay.

They don't do any of those, but,

um...

I was close.

Not really.

You don't get to call that.

Okay, Sean, um, you did great

tonight, and I can't give you

any money.

But what I can give you is this

Planned Parenthood brochure that

I think you should just, like,

learn some stuff about.

It can help.

I just had a baby.

You have a baby?

Study up and we'll see you next

time on "Pay Your Tab Cab."

Bye!

Have a nice night.

Bye.

I can't believe he used to be a

nurse.

[ Laughter ]

[ Cheers and applause ]