Sheng Wang - New Stereotypes

  • Season 3 , Ep 3
  • 08/03/2012
  • Views: 20,548

Sheng Wang is concerned that people are watching and judging his food choices. (1:32)

AND I HAD THIS CRAZY IDEA

BECAUSE I HAVE FOUND THIS RANDOMCAN OF TUNA IN MY BACKPACK.

AND I WAS LIKE,LET'S MAKE THIS A HEARTY MEAL.

I'M GONNA PUT THATINTO MY SALAD, RIGHT?

'CAUSE IT'S PROTEINAND IT'S GONNA FILL ME UP,

BUT IT'S ALSO SMELLYUNORTHODOX BEHAVIOR,

BUT NO ONE DOES THATAND I WAS WORRIED

BECAUSE IF YOU'RE WHITEAND YOU'RE WEIRD,

YOU'RE A WEIRDO,BUT IF YOU'RE ASIAN, DUDE,

AT THE MILWAUKEE AIRPORT,

AND YOU START TOSTEP OUT OF LINE,

THEN YOU JUST CREATED A WHOLEBUNCH OF NEW STEREOTYPES

FOR YOUR PEOPLE.

FOLKS ARE LIKE, "LOOK AT THATGUY, THEY ALL DO THAT."

SO I WAS PARANOID.

I WAS REALLY CONCERNED THATPEOPLE WERE WATCHING ME,

JUDGING ME,THINKING I WAS BEING WEIRD

OR CHEAP OR WHATEVER,

AND THEN I WENT TO THIS WHOLENEW LEVEL OF FEAR.

I GOT WORRIED THAT PEOPLETHOUGHT I WAS EATING CAT FOOD.

FOR NO REASON, I JUST WAS SUREPEOPLE WERE THINKING LIKE,

"HEY...THAT CHINESE DUDEIS PUTTING FRISKIES

IN HIS CAESAR SALAD.

EVERYBODY TAKE A PICTURE,

PUT IT ON THE INTERNETAND TAG ASIA."

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