Kevin Hart - Protector

Kevin Hart: I'm a Grown Little Man Season 1, Ep 0101 02/03/2009 Views: 135,972

Kevin Hart is totally fine with providing for people, but he's the first one to admit that he's not good at protecting them. (1:14)

I GOT MONEY.

I CAN PAY FOR STUFF.

I DON'T MIND THAT.

I'M NOT A PROTECTOR.

THAT'S WHERE I'M, LIKE,

NOT THAT GUY.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

LIKE, WOMEN, YOU WANT

EVERY GUY TO FIGHT FOR YOU.

THAT'S NOT ME.

I'M NOT A FIGHTER.

I WON'T SAY THAT I AM.

I WILL NEVER PRETEND TO BE.

THAT'S NOT WHO I AM.

PRIME EXAMPLE: LET'S SAY

ME AND YOU GO TO THE MOVIES.

ALL RIGHT, WE'RE AT THE MOVIES.

WE'RE HAVING A GOOD TIME.

OUT OF NOWHERE, SOME GUY

COME UP AND SMACK YOU

IN THE FACE REAL HARD.

AND IF YOU WITH ME,

THEN YOU JUST GOT SMACKED.

THAT'S SOMETHING THAT JUST--

I'M BEING HONEST, ALL RIGHT?

I'M NOT GOING TO DO NOTHING

ABOUT IT.

NOW, WE CAN TALK ABOUT IT

WHEN WE GET IN THE CAR.

LET'S FIGURE OUT

WHY IT HAPPENED

AND SEE WHAT WE CAN DO

TO PREVENT IT FROM HAPPENING

AGAIN.

BUT AS FAR AS ME, LIKE,

JUST GOING AND DOING SOMETHING

ABOUT IT, I'M NOT GOING

TO [bleep] DO IT, BECAUSE

IF HE DIDN'T CARE ABOUT

YOUR FACE, I KNOW HE DON'T GIVE

A [bleep] ABOUT MINE.

THAT'S COMMON SENSE.

TWO BLACK EYES AIN'T GOING

TO GET US HOME.

SOMEBODY GOT TO DRIVE.

THAT'S WHAT I'M GOOD AT.

"I'M A WITNESS;

I SAW EVERYTHING.

WHEN HE HIT YOU, I GOT BEHIND

THE VENDING MACHINE, 'CAUSE

I DIDN'T WANT HIM TO KNOW

THAT WE WERE TOGETHER.

IT'S NONE OF HIS BUSINESS

WHO I'M WITH.

I CAN'T BELIEVE HE KICKED YOU

WHEN YOU FELL.

THAT'S WHERE I GOT UPSET,

'CAUSE YOU GAVE UP.

YOU DIDN'T WANT TO FIGHT

NO MORE.

WHY WOULD HE PUT HIS BOOT

TO YOUR FACE?

THAT'S JUST DISGUSTING TO ME.

HE SHOULD BE SHOT."