#HashtagWars - #SadToys

  • Season 1, Ep 01019
  • 02/05/2014
  • Views: 839

In honor of the Lego movie, Chris asks the contestants to come up with names for toys that wouldn't bring anyone cheer. (2:00)

#HASHTAGWARS.

THE LEGO MOVIE HITS THEATERSTHIS WEEKEND, SO IN HONOR OF

LEGO'S BIG DAY, WE'RE GOING TOTAKE TOYS DOWN A PEG.

TONIGHT'S HASHTAG IS--SAD TOYS.

SOME EXAMPLES MIGHT BE STARVING,STARVING HIPPOS,

THEY JUST GET SLOWER UNTIL THEYSTOP.

( LAUGHTER )BOTCHED OPERATION, OR OPTIMUS

SUBPRIME MORTGAGE CRISIS.

I'M PUTTING 60 SECONDS ON THECLOCK.

READY, SET, GO.

>> SLIP AND SLIDE INTO ONCOMINGTRAFFIC.

>> POINT.

YES, INDEED.

MOSHE KASHER.

>> DREIDLE.

( APPLAUSE ).

>> WHAT!

YOU MADE IT OUT OF CLAY!

POINTS.

SEAN PATTON.

>> MISCONNECT 4.

( LAUGHTER )>> POINTS.

MOSHE.

>> TICKLE ME WOODY ALLEN.

>> OH, MAN!

( APPLAUSE )>> I'M SO MAD I HAVE TO GIVE YOU

POINTS FOR THAT.

MICHELLE.

>> SHOOT THEMSELVES AND LADDERS.

>> POINT.

MOSHE.

>> G.I. JOE P.T.S.D. EDITION.

( LAUGHTER ).

>> POINT.

SEAN.

>> AMPUTEE TWISTER.

( LAUGHTER )>> THAT IS THE SADDEST IMAGE

I'VE EVER PUT IN MY BRAINBEFORE.

THEREFORE, IT FALLS UNDER THERULES AND GETS YOU POINTS.

MICHELLE.

>> MY LITTLE LONELY.

>> OH!

POINT.

YES, SEAN.

( BUZZER ).

>> DO IT ANYWAY.

MAGIC 8 BALL, THE COKEHEADEDITION.

AM I GONNA BE RICH?

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