#HashtagWars - #SadToys

  • Season 1 , Ep 01019
  • 02/05/2014
  • Views: 859

In honor of the Lego movie, Chris asks the contestants to come up with names for toys that wouldn't bring anyone cheer. (1:55)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

"THE LEGO MOVIE" HITS THEATERS

THIS WEEKEND, SO IN HONOR OF

LEGO'S BIG DAY, WE'RE GOING TO

TAKE TOYS DOWN A PEG, FINALLY.

TONIGHT'S HASHTAG IS #SADTOYS.

#SADTOYS.

(AUDIENCE REACTS)

WELL, HANG ON.

SOME EXAMPLES MIGHT BE

"STARVING, STARVING HIPPOS."

(LAUGHTER)

THERE'S NO BALLS ON THE THING.

YOU'RE JUST...

THEY JUST GET SLOWER UNTIL THEY

STOP.

(LAUGHTER)

"BOTCHED OPERATION" WOULD BE

AN EXAMPLE OF ONE, OR "OPTIMUS

SUBPRIME MORTGAGE CRISIS"

FOR THE PARENTS.

I'M GOING TO PUT 60 SECONDS ON

THE CLOCK.

READY, SET, GO.

MICHELLE.

>> SLIP AND SLIDE INTO ONCOMING

TRAFFIC.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: POINTS.

VERY SAD, YES, INDEED.

MOSHE KASHER.

>> DREIDELS.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: WHAT!

YOU MADE IT OUT OF CLAY!

CLAY IS FUN, BUT POINTS.

SEAN PATTON.

>> MISCONNECT 4.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: POINTS.

MOSHE.

>> TICKLE ME WOODY ALLEN.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: OH, MAN!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

I'M SO MAD I HAVE TO GIVE YOU

POINTS FOR THAT.

POINTS.

MICHELLE.

>> SHOOT THEMSELVES AND LADDERS.

>> Chris: POINTS.

MOSHE.

>> G.I. JOE P.T.S.D. EDITION.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: POINTS.

YES, SEAN.

>> AMPUTEE TWISTER.

(LAUGHTER)

GHOST ARM, BLUE!

>> Chris: THAT IS THE SADDEST

IMAGE I'VE EVER PUT IN MY BRAIN

BEFORE.

THEREFORE, IT FALLS UNDER THE

RULES AND GETS YOU POINTS.

MICHELLE.

>> MY LITTLE LONELY.

>> Chris: OH!

POINTS.

YES, SEAN.

(BUZZER)

DO IT ANYWAY.

>> MAGIC 8 BALL, THE COKEHEAD

EDITION.

(LAUGHTER)

AM I GONNA BE RICH?

ARE YOU A COP?

(LAUGHTER)

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