Rapid Refresh - The Black Knight Raising

  • Season 1 , Ep 0102
  • 10/22/2013
  • Views: 6,013

Kurt Braunohler, Andy Daly and Brendon Walsh are quizzed on their knowledge of Kanye and Kim's engagement and a One Direction hashtag. (3:00)

INFORMATION.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: WE'RE GOING START WITH

RAPID REFRESH.

ALL RIGHT, GOOD.

I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU GUYS A

QUESTION WITH THREE POSSIBLE

ANSWERS.

THE FIRST COMEDIAN TO BUZZ IN

WITH THE CORRECT ANSWER GETS 100

POINTS.

AT TODAY'S PRESS CONFERENCE,

WHAT DID APPLE EXECUTIVE PHIL

SCHILLER MISTAKENLY REFER TO BAT

MAN AS.

WAS IT A -- BRYCE WAYNE, B--

DARK MAN OR C -- THE BLAH BLACK

NIGHT.

>> HOW ABOUT C, THE BLACK NIGHT.

>> Chris: YES, IT WAS THE BLACK

NIGHT.

(APPLAUSE)

>> THE IF YOU'RE A FAN OF THE

BLACK NIGHT AS I AM YOU CAN

WATCH THE ENTIRE TRILOGY.

>> Chris: HUGE FAN OF THE BLACK

KNIGHT.

I'VE SEEN ALL OF HIS MOVIES.

THE BLACK KNIGHT RAISING WAS MY

FAVORITE.

I REALLY LIKED TERRIFICMAN.

BUT SPEAKING OF BLACK KNIGHTS.

KIM AND CAN YA WILL BE SPEND

MANAGER TOGETHER --

(AUDIENCE REACTS)

BECAUSE THEY GOT ENGAGED TODAY.

AND ONLY -- AM I ALLOWED TO SAY

THAT.

ONLY A WEEK THAT IT WAS RUMORED

THAT KIM'S "E" SHOW MIGHT GET

CAN SAID.

EVERYONE'S CAUGHT UP WITH THE

KARDASHIANS.

WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING IS A REAL

TWEET FROM ONE OF KANYE AND

KIM'S FANS?

A)

GOOD ON KANYE FOR LOCKING THAT

(BLEEP) DOWN.

ABOUT TO START MY SECOND SHIFT

AT ARBY'S.

(LAUGHTER)

I CAN'T TELL IF HE'S BEING ANGRY

OR HE'S LIKE "AND I ALSO --"

THERE'S THIS BIT OF INFORMATION.

B)

KIM K GOT THE 15 CARAT RING.

YOU KNOW SHE'S SUCKING THE

(BLEEP) OUT OF KANYE'S (BLEEP).

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

THAT'S WHERE HE (BLEEP)S FROM?

ALLEGEDLY.

I DON'T KNOW.

THIS IS INTERNET SO IT COULD BE

SOMEWHERE.

C)

CONGRATS TO KIM.

SHE'S SUCH A TALENT.

J/K SHE GOT THAT BADUNKADUNK

NASTY ASS.

YES, KURT BRAUNOHLER.

>> I KNOW BECAUSE IT WAS ME,

"B."

>> Chris: CORRECT.

THE CORRECT ANSWER IS "B."

(APPLAUSE)

>> I DON'T MIND SAYING IT ONCE

BUT I'M NOT GONNA SAY IT AGAIN.

>> Chris: NOBODY CAN WORK TWO

SHIFTS AT ARBY'S IN A ROW.

NO WAY.

(LAUGHTER)

FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS ONE

DIRECTION FANS HAVE BEEN BLOWING

UP ON TWITTER --

(LAUGHTER)

WITH THE HASHTAG #THANK YOU ONE

DIRECTION FOR...WHICH OF THE

FOLLOWING DID A FAN REALLY THANK

THEM FOR.

A)

MAKING MY VAGINA TINGLE ON THE

DAILY.

(LAUGHTER)

HEY, LEARN HOW THE SPELL THE

THING YOU HAVE.

(LAUGHTER)

B)

TEACHING ME THINGS THAT MY P.E.

TEACHERS FAILED TO TEACH FOR

HEALTH CLASS.

OR C)

MAKING MY HEART FALL OUT OF MY

BUTT.

(LAUGHTER)

YES, BRENDAN WALL SNSH

>> I'M GOING GO WITH "A" THE

SWRA V.A. JOIN THAT TINGLEY.

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