Rickey Smiley - Old Players

  • Season 10 , Ep 1
  • 02/16/2006
  • Views: 22,003

Rickey's stepdad set the old players against him. (2:17)

YEAH.

YEAH.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

MAN, I'M JUST GLAD TO BE HERE, MAN.

AW, MAN, THE OLD PLAYERSBE HATING ON ME, MAN.

I SAW SOME OLD PLAYERS STANDING IN LINE, MAN.

FELLAS WEARING LEATHER PANTS. ANYBODY GOT ON LEATHER PANTS?

GOT ON BAGGY LEATHER PANTS? THAT'S COOL.

FELLAS, YOU CANNOT WEAR THE EDDIE MURPHY DELIRIOUS

- LEATHER PANTS. - [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

DUDE OUTSIDE, LEATHER PANT WAS SO TIGHT, HE FARTED AND GOT A BUBBLE.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

HE HAD TO PUSH IT DOWN.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE CONTINUES]

[BLOWING RASPBERRIES]

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

ME AND MY STEP-DADDY DON'T GET ALONG.

I THINK HE PUT IN ONE PHONE CALL,

ALL THE OLD PLAYERS MAD AT ME, MAN. I DO.

'CAUSE I PERFORM AT COMEDY CLUBSALL ACROSS THE COUNTRY, MAN.

THE OLD PLAYERS SIT ON THE FRONT ROW AND THEY HECKLE ME.

I HAD A DUDE YELLING AT ME LAST WEEK HE HAD ONE TOOTH

IN THE FRONT. HOW THE HELL ARE YOU GONNA YELL OUT AT ME

AND YOU GOTONE TOOTH IN THE FRONT?

YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO YELL OUT AT THE COMEDIANS.

THAT AIN'T COOL.I SAID ONE LITTLE THING.

HE GETS MAD AND HE LEAVE.

- ALL I SAID WAS... - [LAUGHTER]

HE SHOULD GET A JOB AT KRISPY KREMES

SNAPPING HOLES IN DONUTS AND HE...

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

LADIES, DON'T Y'ALL SEE THE OLD PLAYERS ALL THE TIME?

THE OLD PLAYERSTRYING TO HOLLA AT YOU?

THEN THEY BE HAVING THAT NECKLACE WITH THAT CROSS ON IT,

THAT GOLD CLUSTER CROSS,THE CROSS RUSTY,

THE CROSS SO RUSTY THAT JESUS GOT OFF OF IT AND GOT ON ANOTHER NECKLACE?

[LAUGHTER]

[APPLAUSE]

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