You Can Do Anything

Obama College Years Season 2, Ep 1 09/26/2012 Views: 254,414

After winning a championship game in the last second, basketball player Charlie Sanders feels limitless. (2:19)

- WHAT A MIND-BLOWING FINISHTO AN INCREDIBLE GAME TONIGHT,

WITH CHARLIE SANDERSWINNING THE GAME

IN LITERALLYTHE LAST SECOND.

UNBELIEVABLE,TRULY SPECTACULAR.

CHARLIE SANDERS,HOW DOES IT FEEL?

- HEY, YO, I WANNA SAY SOMETHIN'TO EVERYBODY WATCHIN'.

YO, YOU CAN DO ANYTHING!ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE!

THE WORLD IS YOURS!

- AND CHARLIE,DID YOU THINK THAT THAT GAME

WAS GONNA ENDTHAT WAY TONIGHT?

- YO, THERE ARE NO LIMITS,ALL RIGHT?

YOU CAN SWIMACROSS THE ATLANTIC.

YOU CAN JUMP REAL HIGHAND TOUCH THE MOON!

- FANTASTIC. CHARLIE SANDERS,FRESH OFF OF HIS, UH, VICTORY.

I JUST FEEL LIKE HE'S READYTO TOUCH THE MOON.

- I CAN FLY!ANYBODY CAN FLY!

IF YOU BELIEVE IN YOURSELF

THE WAY I BELIEVEIN MYSELF TONIGHT,

YOU WILL FLY!

- AND WHAT'S NEXT FOR CHARLIESANDERS AND THE ORANGE--

- KIDS,YOU CAN ACTUALLY FLY!

- NO--NO, NOT--OH, NOT LITERALLY, OF COURSE.

- YES! LITERALLY! KIDS!

YOUNG KIDS, I WANT YOU TO GOUP ON YOUR ROOFS RIGHT NOW!

- WAIT, WHAT?- FLY INTO THE NIGHT SKY!

- OKAY.- PEOPLE WILL SEE YOU FLYING!

AND THEN YOU CAN DO ANYTHING!YOU CAN DO ANYTHING!

- OKAY, WELL, WE--WE--WE--WE JUST WANT TO REMIND THE KIDS

THAT OF COURSE,YOU CANNOT ACTUALLY FLY, KIDS.

- YO, SCREW THATNEGATIVITY, MAN!

HEY, BOYS AND GIRLS,AGES 8 THROUGH 12!

YO, DON'T LET NOBODY EVER TELLYOU WHAT YOU CAN AND CANNOT DO!

ALL THE PRETEEN CHILDRENOUT THERE, LISTEN TO MY VOICE!

YOU ARE IMMORTAL!

- OKAY, WELL, OBVIOUSLY,WE UNDERSTAND THAT CHARLIE...

- [groaning, shouting]- IS SUPER EXCITED RIGHT NOW,

AND THAT NO ONE IS ACTUALLYIMMORTAL, NOBODY AT ALL.

- HEY, KIDS!

YOU CAN TURN YOURSELFINTO A CAR

AND HAVE A FRIENDDRIVE YOU ONTO THE FREEWAY!

- OKAY, NO--WELL, THAT'SJUST A METAPHOR, KIDS.

- IT'S NOT!- JUST A METAPHOR--

- YOU STILL HAVE THE POWEROF CHILDISH INNOCENCE!

GET A FRIEND ON YOUR BACK,

AND MAKE A BEELINE FOR THE NEXTRAMP TO THE FREEWAY, Y'ALL!

- OKAY, DON'T DO ANY--- TO THE FREEWAY!

- HE'S SPEAKINGFIGURATIVELY, FOLKS.

- ONCE YOU GET THERE, AIN'TNOTHING FIGURATIVE ABOUT THIS!

YOU WILL TURN INTO A ROBOT!

FIRST AND FOREMOST,I JUST WANT TO SAY

TO ALL THE FAMILIESWHO LOST CHILDREN, I'M SORRY.

MY STATEMENTSWERE IRRESPONSIBLE.

I HAVE SUBSEQUENTLYLOOKED UP

THE TERMS "LITERALLY"AND "METAPHORICALLY,"

AND FOUND THAT WHEREASI WAS NOT INCORRECT,

THEY DID NOT MEANWHAT I THOUGHT THEY MEANT.

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