Pistachio Fro-Yo Machine

  • Season 1 , Ep 1
  • 10/24/2013
  • Views: 2,995

There is only one thing that can make Adam and Andrew Santino forget about their fight. (1:58)

- MM-HMM.

MM, IT'S A HUMP PARTY.

IT'S A HUMP PARTY.GET ALL IN THIS, GIRL.

GET ALL IN THIS.SHAKE IT.

YO!AHMED, YOU KILLED IT, BRO.

- THANKS, MAN.THIS HOUSE IS, UH--

IT'S A LOT OF IT.IT'S--IT'S DUMB.

- BARRY, YOU ARE THE OCEANIN--IN--IN--

YOU'RE THE WATERWITHIN MY OCEAN.

- MEANS A LOT TO ME, BRO.- DOES IT?

- THANKS SO MUCH.YEAH, SORT OF.

- WHAT'S WITH THE VASE?

- [laughs]YEAH, SEE YA, BUDDY.

- OH, AND THERE HE IS,THE MAN OF THE HOUR.

- THANKS, MAN.- DUDE, YOU KILLED IT TONIGHT.

- THANK YOU, BROTHER.

- TOO BAD THAT YOU ARESUCH A GARBAGE,

PIECE OF SHIT PERSON.

YOU DEFINITELY ARE.- ALL RIGHT.

- AND IF YOU RESPECT MERIGHT NOW,

YOU WILL LET ME SPEAKWITH CYNTHIA IN PRIVATE,

RIGHT OVER HERE,

NEXT TO ALL THESE OTHER PEOPLEIN PRIVATE.

- I DON'T RESPECT YOU.YOU'RE A TROLL WHO EATS TRASH.

- OH, I'M A TROLL, OKAY.- YEAH.

- THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKEANY SENSE,

BECAUSE I'M NOT WEARINGA JEWEL IN MY BELLY.

WHY DON'T YOU TAKE THISAND ASK YOURSELF THIS QUESTION?

CYNTHIA, COME AND TALKTO ME REAL QUICK.

[whispering]I LOVE YOU.

AND I MISS YOU SO MUCH.

- ADAM--

- LOOK, I'M CRYING.

I'M ALMOST CRYINGRIGHT NOW.

- I HAD NO IDEAYOU FELT THAT WAY.

IF YOU ASKED ME OUT AGAINRIGHT NOW,

I'D PROBABLY SAY YES.

- I'LL DO MORE THAN THAT.

- HEY, ADAM, WANT A CONE?

- IS THAT FRO-YO?

PISTACHIO FRO-YO,PISTACHIO!

- [bleep] THIS PARTY.

ANDREW, LET'S GOTO JEFF ROSS' HOUSE.

- I CAN'T COMPETE WITH THAT.LOOK AT HIS "WIEN."

BABE, PLUS 'STACH FRO-YO.

[whimpering]OHH.

HAVE A GOOD LIFE, KID.

- WHATEVER! YOU BOTH HAVESUPER WEIRD DICKS!

- AWESOME!- NOT TRUE, NOT TRUE.

- [laughing]OH!

- MMM.- MM!

HONESTLY, DUDE, I'M SO SORRYABOUT BEFORE, DUDE.

- HONESTLY, I HATEDTHAT I DID THAT TO YOU,

BECAUSE YOU'RE ONEOF MY BEST FRIENDS,

AND, LIKE, I RESPECT YOUSO MUCH.

- YOU--- BEST FRIEND.

- YOU HAVE FRO-YOALL OVER YOUR FACE.

- ARE YOU TRYING TO SEXWITH US RIGHT NOW?

'CAUSE I THINK WE'D BE DOWN.- OH, TOTALLY, MAN.

- I THINK WE MIGHT BE DOWN.

- I'M NOT GONNA SLEEP WITH YOUBECAUSE YOU GUYS

RENTED A MACHINEFROM MY COMPANY.

I'M NOT A SLUT.

- CYNTHIA!- CYNTHIA!

- CYNTHIA!

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