Finesse Mitchell - Respect

  • Season 11 , Ep 11
  • 02/22/2007
  • Views: 4,774

Ladies will slowly break you down in a relationship. (3:07)

IS TO BE DISRESPECTED IN A RELATIONSHIP.

FELLAS, YOU HEAR ME?THAT'S FROM ME TO Y'ALL.

'CAUSE LADIES WILL SLOWLY BREAK YOU DOWN IN A RELATIONSHIP.

THAT'S HOW THEY DO, RIGHT? HAVE YOU EVER DONE THIS?

YOU EVER WENT IN THE BATHROOM

AND YOU'RE GIRLFRIEND WAS STILL DOING HER HAIR,

AND Y'ALL 15 MINUTES LATE? YOU'RE LIKE, COME ON.

BUT SHE DON'T EVEN TURN AROUND TO TALK TO YOU.

SHE JUST LOOK IN THE MIRROR LIKE YOU'RE NOT EVEN THERE.

- SHE JUST DOING HER HAIR. - [LAUGHTER]

THAT'S A FLAT IRON. LET ME GET--

LET ME GET THE SISTERS.LET ME GET THE SISTERS.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

NOW, Y'ALL KNOW WHAT THAT IS.

BUT I'M GOING OFFON A TANGENT, I'M SORRY.

FELLAS, YOU WALK INAND SHE WON'T EVEN TURNAROUND AND LOOK AT--

WHAT YOU NEED TO DO IS JUST WALKRIGHT BACK OUT THAT BATHROOM.

YOU NEED TO BE A DIFFERENT PERSON.

SHE DON'T RESPECTTHE YOU THAT SHE KNOWS.

SO YOU NEED TO SWITCH UPYOUR GAME A LITTLE BIT.

IF YOU WAS FULLY DRESSED, GO OUT THE BATHROOM AND TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF.

AND JUST HAVE YOURWIFE-BEATER TANK TOP ON.

AND IF YOU HAD YOUR PANTS ON, TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF

AND JUST HAVE YOUR BOXER SHORTS ON,

AND PULL YOUR CHURCH SOCKS UP TO YOUR KNEES. PUT SOME FLIP FLOPS ON.

IF YOU HAVE A DO RAG, PUT IT ON.

IF YOU DON'T HAVE A DO RAG, GET YOU A BLACK FRIEND.

ASK HIM FOR A DO RAG AND PUT IT ON.

IF YOU GOT ONE OF THEMLITTLE BLACK CIGARETTES,

SMOKE ONE OF THOSE.GO BACK IN THE BATHROOM,

JUST LOOK AT HER, YOU KNOW. DON'T SAY NOTHING TO HER,

'CAUSE SHE NOT SAYING NOTHING. YOU JUST STARE AT HER.

AND ALL OF A SUDDEN,YOU KNOW HOW WOMEN ARE.

SHE JUST-- WHAT-- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

AND THAT'S WHEN YOU WANT TO BE SOMEBODY DIFFERENT,

YOU WANT TO SAY SOMETHING REALLY THUGGISH BUT SEXY

AT THE SAME TIME, RIGHT,THIS IS WHAT YOU DO.

- TAKE HER BY THE NECK. - [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

THE NECK AREA. JUST SQUEEZE A LITTLE BIT. AND SAY SOMETHING LIKE,

"GIRL, YOU SO FINE AND SEXY. YOU KNOW YOU MAKING US LATE.

"NOW HURRY UP. AND I SWEAR TO GOD, IF YOU EVER LEAVE ME, I'LL [BLEEP] KILL YOU."

AND THEN LEAVE THE BATHROOM. LEAVE THE BATHROOM.

'CAUSE THAT'S JUST HOW IT IS SOMETIMES IN RELATIONSHIPS,

YOU BE TUGGING BACK AND FORTH.

YOU EVER GET INTO A CELL PHONE FIGHT WITH YOU GIRL?

BUT YOU BE IN PUBLIC. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

"HUH?" PEOPLE WALKING BY, YOU GOT TO KEEP IT DOWN.

"WHAT? WHO SAID THAT? DON'T EVER LISTEN--

"DON'T EVEN BE LISTENING TO THEM. DON'T-- THAT'S--

"DON'T BELIEVE-- HUH? WAIT. BECAUSE-- 'CAUSE I SAID-- HUH?

"NO, I GOT TO GO. I SHOULDN'T HAVE EVEN PICKED UP THE PHONE

IN THE FIRST PLACE. YOU GET ON MY NERVES. I HATE YOU."

I'M SORRY, PASTOR. GO AHEAD. WHAT YOU WERE SAYING?

I MESSED UP CHURCH.

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