- Here's a question.
If you could have onesuperpower, what would it be?
Flight for the peoplethat are intense.
Not to fly.
I'd like flight!
Just likethe Wright Brothers had.
The intensity's good.
Someone said invisible--That's a good one.
That's mine--That's what I love.
- Super strength.
- Super strength?
Some people just saystrength, and you're like,
"You couldhave that."
Super though--You know what you want.
Throw an automobileto impress a girl.
Yeah, that's right.
- X-ray vision.
- X-ray vision for the perv--Nice.
I know whatyou mean.
There's always one pervout there, you know?
- How about a lotof money?
- How about we're not gonnaopen it up to a forum.
How about a lot of money,like if I had a....
three weirdest answersI've ever got.
Three weirdest answers.
This woman goes, "To makepeople go to the bathroom."
I mean, what do you-- you'reat school, your teacher's like,
"That's notright, Theresa!"
Just sit inyour desk.
And you're justlike-- phew!
My buddy and I got into a fightbecause I said invisible,
and he said fly.
He didn't get as intense asflight, but he said fly.
And, like, he couldn't fathomhow I'd rather be invisible
And he was like, "Bro!
"Do you know what kind ofrush you get flying
"through the air?"
Like he knows,you know?
And I was like, "Bro, youknow what kind of rush you get
"following a family home andwatching them eat dinner?"
That's a rush.
Just pinned up againsta kitchen wall like,
""Who would eat pizza anddrink orange juice?
"That's toomuch acid."
Every time they take a biteto eat you just knock the fork
out oftheir hand.
Go in the kids room,grab a Cabbage Patch,
bring it throughthe living room.
Kids are crying,the husband's like,
""What's goingon Mary Ann?"
She's like, "Idon't know, Jack,
"But someone keepstickling me."
That's a rush.