Wanda Sykes - Cheap Guys

Kenny, Sanchez, Sykes, Hedberg, Jackson Season 2, Ep 2002 05/23/1998 Views: 22,733

Wanda notices her husband likes a lot of free stuff. (1:51)

OH, MAN. OH, I TOLD 'EM.

DON'T SIT THE CUTE COUPLESUP FRONT.

I HATE CUTE COUPLES.

I DO, YOU KNOW WHY ?

BECAUSE I DATED AN UGLY MAN,THAT'S WHY I HATE CUTE COUPLES.

LADIES, HAVE YOU EVER DATEDAN UGLY MAN BEFORE ?

WHOA, WHOA,DON'T RAISE YOUR HANDIF YOUR WITH HIM NOW.

THAT'S NOT NICE.

JUST THROW ME A LOOKOR SOMETHING, YOU KNOW ?

OH MAN, I'M MARRIED,

I DIDN'T MARRY THE UGLY MAN,I MARRIED A CHEAP MAN.

YEAH, HE'S CHEAP,BUT I KNEW HE WAS CHEAP,

'CAUSE WHEN WE WERE DATINGHE TOLD ME,

"BABY, I'M A ROMANTIC,THAT'S MY THING.

"I ENJOY THINGS LIKELONG WALKS IN THE PARK,

"AND MUSEUMS,AND WINDOW SHOPPING."

YOU LIKE A LOT OF FREE STUFF,THAT AIN'T GOOD.

AND HE USED TO GIVE MEONE ROSE, TOO.

YEAH, WATCH OUT FORTHE ONE-ROSE-GIVERS.

HE WOULD SAY,"THIS IS ONE ROSE FOR YOU,

"BECAUSE YOU AREONE SPECIAL LADY."

YEAH, I FELLFOR THAT MESS.

AND AFTER A WHILE I WAS LIKE,"NO, NO, NO, THIS IS ONE ROSE,

"BECAUSE YOU AREONE CHEAP BASTARD."

WHENEVER WE GO OUT,I PAY ALL THE TOLLS.

HE BACKS UP TO THE TOLLS,SO THAT THE BOOTHWILL BE ON MY SIDE.