The Real Side of Gary Coleman - Uncensored

  • Season 3 , Ep 2
  • 07/16/2006
  • Views: 300,933

Security guard Gary Coleman is insulted by a disgruntled fan and takes a little time out for Gary. (2:44)

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EVERYTHING'S ALL RIGHTIN CANDYLAND.

HEY! HEY!GET OFF THE TRAMPOLINE!

GET OFF THE TRAMPOLINE!STOP PLAYING WITH IT.

- OH, MY GOD,IT'S GARY COLEMAN!

OH, CAN I HAVEYOUR AUTOGRAPH?

- MISS, PLEASE,I'M BUSY AT WORK RIGHT NOW,

AND I REALLY DON'T LIKEDOING THAT ANYMORE.

THANK YOU.I'M SO SORRY.

- WELL, COULD YOU AT LEAST SAY,"WHAT YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?"

I LOVE THAT!

OOH, GO ON, SAY IT.GO ON, SAY IT.

- MISS, I'M SORRY,I DON'T SAY THAT ANYMORE,

AND I WISH YOU WOULDN'TBRING IT UP.

IT'S A LITTLE PAINFUL FOR ME,SOME TOUGH TIMES IN MY LIFE,

AND I'M REALLY JUST TRYING TOFOCUS ON WHAT MY LIFE IS NOW.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

- YOU'S AN ASSHOLE.

THAT'S WHY YOUR BROKE ASS AIN'TFAMOUS NOW, FUCKIN' MIDGET.

- BITCH.WHAT...

RED EAGLE, THIS IS GARY.

I'M GONNA HAVE TO TAKEA LITTLE TIME-OUT.

A LITTLE TIME-OUT FOR GARY.

[yells]

- GETTIN' STRONGER FOR YOU.- WHAT YOU--WHAT YOU--!

- BYAH!

[growling]

- [screaming]

- [screams]

- [shouting]

[shouts]

[screams]

I GOT YOU. COME ON.OH, YEAH, COME ON.

[grunts]

YEAH.

[screams]

- NOT THE FISH TANK!NOT THE FISH TANK.

[gurgling]

- NOW!UH-HUH, YEAH!

[both panting]

- GET OUT.

- GARY COLEMAN?

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BEFIGHTING CRIME, NOT CAUSING IT.

- SIR, I AMFIGHTING CRIME, OKAY?

CHECK HER POCKETS.

- OH, I...[stammers]

- I'M CHARGING YOUWITH SHOPLIFTING, MISS.

- YOU DICK!YOU PLANTED THOSE ON ME!

- WHAT YOU TALKIN' ABOUT, BITCH?

- YEAH!- BYAH!

- WE'LL BE RIGHT BACKWITH MORE CHAPPELLE'S SHOW

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