Carly's Outburst

  • Season 1 , Ep 8
  • 05/02/2007
  • Views: 20,525

I wonder whichanswer it is.

This test

is for lobotomized

baby monkeys.

Carly,could you please be quiet?

Show some consideration.

(bleep) you,dumbbell. Okay?Carly.

Stop it.

Kenny, shut up!

You are one crazy vagina.

You think I should get mea trainer like Oprah had?

No, forget all that, girl.

You look good the way you are.

Don't be like everybody.You gonna be original.

You got curves, titties,all that, all that.

You think I should buymy mom a Escalade?No, no,

get her that new Bentley 'causeit's got a nice passenger seat.

I'll just be cruisingright next to your mama like,

"What's up, y'all?"

C-Bass!Don't show up when I blow up.

I ain't gonna haveno time for you.

It's about meand my rich new friends.

And not a nanosecond

too soon, I am finished.

Thank you. Good-bye.

You're not going anywhere.

You're going to stayuntil Eulogio has completed.

What, I have to wait

for this base, moronicsimpleton to finish his test?

It's a vacuum,it's a vortex.

Between his ears isswirling dust and wind

and condom wrappers.

Who are you?

He's still taking the test.Be quiet!

Oh, 'cause Kennythe rehabilitator says so.

Kenny the greatrehabilitator.

I don't know who you thinkyou're rehabilitating.

Eulogio's turning tricks

in the driveway!

C-Bass has stoled

your identity twice.

Alan, he (bleep) offto a Bic lighter

that lookslike a grenade.

So I think it's pretty bleak

when thisis all you have, Kenny.

And you choose to spend yourlife rehabilitating our lives

and you're not really doing it.

That's the saddestthing I can think of.You know what? Get out of here.

Oh, thank you.

That's the one thingyou've done for me.

And allof these people...

...intelligent conversationwith another human being.

To call everyone in this housestupid is an insult to idiots!

What are you twolooking at?

In here,sitting on your brains.

Jack Spratand his Neanderthal wife.

By God, can't we get somereal cuisine in this house?

Oh, that's right.

We livein the Chocolate City.

We got ghetto food.

All I want is some white winereduction sauce

with some fennel!

Carly, calm down, damn!

You want me to calm down?!

All right, I'm calming down!

Here I come!Ooh!

(Carly screamingand throwing things)

I never thought I'd say this,but you guys need to get her...

We're way ahead of you.

(breathing heavily)

(breathing heavily)

Come on.

You ready?

Uh-uh.

(throwing things continues)

(Carly yelling)

Pull it!I'm trying.

(flicks lighter)

(water bubbling)

CARLY:Ah...

(Carly coughing)

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