Fraternity Branding - Uncensored

The Branding Season 1, Ep 4 02/21/2012 Views: 185,077

Two fraternity brothers take turns with a branding iron, but the results are not what they expected. (1:32)

AHH!

- AHH!

OMEGA PI OMEGA!

- OMEGA PI OMEGA!

- [barking]OMEGA PI OMEGA!

- OMEGA PI OMEGA!- YEAH!

- YO, BRAND ME, SON.- YEAH.

- BRAND ME,DO IT ON MY CHEST.

- YEAH.- STRAIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE, SON.

- YEAH, YEAH,YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!

- AHH!

- YEAH, SON!

- OH, YEAH--YO...YO, YO, HOLD UP, MAN.

COME ON, WAIT.

WAIT, WAIT, THAT'S...

THAT [bleep]IS UPSIDE-DOWN, SON.

IT--IT'S TO THE SIDEA LITTLE BIT TOO.

- OH, [bleep], WELL, OKAY,MY--MY BAD, DOG.

MY BAD, DOG. YOU WANNAKEEP DOING THIS [bleep]?

LET'S GO!- YEAH, MAN.

I'M JUST--I'M SAYING,YO, BE CAREFUL.

- I GOT YOU, DOG,I GOT YOU...YEAH!

- AHH!

- WHAT'S UP?THAT'S WHAT'S UP!

- YEAH.- STRAIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE, SON!

- YOU CAN'T GO BACKMIDDLE NOW, SON.

- WHAT?- WE ALREADY COMMITTED

TO THE UPSIDE-DOWNAND TO THE SIDE.

- I GOT YOU, DOG, YEAH!- AHH!

WHAT ARE YOUDOING, MAN?

- YOU SAID UPSIDE-DOWNAND TO THE SIDE.

- THAT'S THREE OMEGAS!

- OH, MAN,I FORGOT THE PI.

YEAH!- AHH!

OH...

- OH, MAN,I MEAN, YOU KNOW...

THAT--THAT, MAN...THAT--THAT...

THAT COULD BEA ROCKET SHIP,

OR--ORA LIGHTHOUSE.

NAW, MAN, YOU STRAIGHT UPGOT A [bleep] ON YOUR CHEST.

- AHH!

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