I'm Stephen Lynch, andI'm here at the South
Beach Comedy Festival.
I found the inside of myhotel room to be beautiful.
Yeah, and I have notventured outside.
You know, I'm from the north.
I like it cold.
I'm sticky andhot, and you know,
from my air-conditioned room.
I'll probably hit a coupleof bars and casinos,
and try to-- try to spend allthat huge Comedy Central money
that I'm getting for doing this.
I've been here many times.
Never to Miami, but I'veplayed West Palm, and Orlando,
and, uh, Fort Lauderdale,all the spring break towns.
But I've never hit the tropicalparadise that is Miami.
Yeah, my special just aired,and I've heard it's OK.
I've never watched it, and Iprobably will never watch it
because, you know, wonderful asyou guys-- the job you guys do
with these specials,I'm far too nit
picky and critical of my ownperformances to, uh, watch
Because I'd be, like,oh, I missed that note,
and I screwed upthat guitar part.
So I hear it's pretty good,but I've never seen it.
I'm writing a newalbum, and I hope
to have that done sometimein 2020 at this rate.
No, the sooner, the better.
I need to, you know, finishit up and record it, and then
get back out on theroad and tour with it.