So then Jeff was like,"What's your excuse for being late today?"
And I was like, "I don't havean excuse, I have a reason."
Good for you.
If your body oversleeps,it's because it needs it.
Will you stop it?
That's what got us kicked outof Guy Fieri's restaurant.
Don't say I never offered.
Let's move in together.
It's only been two weeks.
When you know, you know.Yeah.
You're low-maintenanceand it just feels okay.
It feels right to me, too.
Plus, my roommate'sall over me about rent.
She's your stepmom.Why is she even charging you?
I don't know.
I'm gonna hit the head.
Check out this update,twatters.
Don't type a thing.
Amy, it's me,you.
I time-traveled fromsix years in the future.
How does that work?I don't know.
How does electricity work?You just pay for it.
Five-years-in-the-future youis gonna back and talk to you.
Wait, I thought you werefrom the future.
Five-years-in-the-future youhas bangs.
Now, she's gonna comeand she's gonna tell you--
If I should get bangsor not.
No, shut the fuck up.
She's gonna tell younot to move in with Travis.
Becausehe cheats on you,
he gives you gonorrheaand bedbugs.
It's a nightmare.
Oh, God, I've never hadbedbugs before.
I won't move inwith him.Oh, no, no, no, no.
You have to move inwith him, okay?
It turns out that by beingwarned to break up with Travis,
the things in the futureget really screwed up
and Californiais now in the ocean.
You have to move inwith him.
Yeah, but bedbugs.
The lives of millionsdepend on you.
God, get off my back!
Huh-uh, don't chub outon me now, roomie.
I just lost aboutten LBs in the b-room.
Oh.I can't wait to move inwith you.
How about a, uh,a celebration beej?
Travis, I think, um--
Um, will you excuse meone second?
I have to goto the bathroom.
I don't want to hearabout that shit.
What's going on?
You gotta go give himthat blowj.
If you don't mouth-hughis yogurt gun,
it turns out thingsget even worse
and Ebola knocks outall of France.
How could that possiblybe connected?
I don't know, it just is.
Your relationship issomehow the butterfly wings
that destroys the courseof future events.
Go get under that table!No!
You don't needto do that.
Oh, thank God,I hate giving blowjobs.
You do have to kill Travis,though.
What the fuck?
I'm not gonna botherexplaining,
because we're both stupid,but here, take this.
You have to kill Travis.
No, just hold itlike a person.
Hold it likea human person.
(whispers)God, this fucking idiot.
I can't kill someone who'swilling to sleep with me.
She's gonna getkinda fat.
You gottabreak up with her.
Oh, shit!Oh, shit!
I'm not gonna get fat,you're gonna get fat.
Amy!Don't freak out.
I'm from the future.
You have to break upwith Travis.
He totallybreaks our heart.
Oh, my God, I lookso great with bangs!
I know, right?Ahh!