Art Heist - Uncensored

  • Season 1, Ep 4
  • 07/30/2013
  • Views: 17,203

When two thieves have trouble stealing millions of dollars worth of art from a museum, they have to cut corners to make the heist successful. (2:03)

AND HE SAID,MR. BA-BA-BA-BA,

THERE'S A WARRANT OUTFOR YOUR ARREST.

YOU'RE UNDER ARRESTFOR THE BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.

AND HE WAS, LIKE, SO [bleep]

THAT HE WAS LIKE,OKAY, LIKE...

SOMETHING'S HAPPENING.

SO I GOTTA, LIKE, KINDA SAY,HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?

SO HE MOVED.

AND AS SOON AS HE MOVED,THEY--

BOOM, BOOM, BOOM--TACKLED HIM.

WHAT WAS SO CRAZY WAS--

OKAY, SO THEY, LIKE, CALLEDTHE OTHER GUY ON SECURITY.

HE--THEY HAD HIMCALL ON SECURITY AND SAY,

YOU--YOU NEED TO COME DOWN HERE.SOMETHING'S HAPPENING, LIKE--

[ominous music]

SO THEY TAPED HIM UP,BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.

DUCT TAPED THEIR MOUTHS.

THEY REALIZED THAT ISABELWAS SO SMART IN HER TIME

THAT SHE, LIKE,LITERALLY, LIKE,

SECURED THE ARTTO THE WALL.

THEY PANICKED!THEY PANICKED! THEY PANICKED!

OH, [bleep].WE GOTTA GET OUTTA THERE.

SO WHAT WASEVEN CRAZIER WAS,

THEY TOOK A KNIFEAND JUST WENT LIKE,

[bleep] YOU!

LIKE, BOOM, BOOM,BOOM, BOOM!

CRAZY, YOU KNOW?

LIKE, THEY WERE JUST LIKE,[bleep] IT.

THEY WERE LIKE IDIOTS.

THEY CUT IT OUT!

AND WERE LIKE,OH, LET'S ROLL IT OUT

AND SELL IT ON, LIKE,CANAL STREET IN NEW YORK.

- LIKE, THEY TOOK OUTRAZOR BLADES?

- YEAH, SO [bleep], LIKE--

- CUT THE ART OFF.

- LIKE...THUG, LIKE, NATION.

SO THESE GUYS GO THROUGH.

THEY STEAL, LIKE, HUNDREDSAND MILLIONS OF DOLLARS

WORTH OF ART.

SO THIS FBI GUY CAME IN,

AND PEOPLE REPORTED THESE GUYSWERE, LIKE, AROUND 35 YEARS OLD,

LIKE, 5', LIKE, 10".

LIKE, THESE POLICEMENTHAT GOT IN THIS CAR--

IT'S INSANE,LIKE, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

LIKE, IT'S CRAZY.

AND HE'S LIKE,I'VE SEEN REMBRANDTS APPEAR

AT THESE CHINESE RESTAURANTSIN THE BATHROOM BEFORE.

OR, I'VE BEEN IN PARIS,

WHERE I'VE BEENIN THIS UNDERGROUND TUNNEL,

AND THERE'S BEENA PICTURE OF MONET.

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