Brooks Wheelan - Rarest STD on the Planet Pt. 2

  • Season 1 , Ep 6
  • 12/05/2013
  • Views: 2,770

Brooks Wheelan finally figures out how he became patient zero for an incredibly rare new disease. (1:17)

I WENT AND WAS LIKE,SEE WHAT YOU GOT, MAN.

LET'S LOOK IT UP.INTERNET.

"THERE IS A CREAMY DISCHARGEAROUND MY PELVIS.

WHAT DO I HAVE?"

OH, THAT DOESN'T EXIST YET?OKAY.

I'M PATIENT ZERO FOR NEW AIDS?AWESOME.

AND THEN, I FOUND OUTWHAT HAPPENED EIGHT MONTHS LATER

WHEN ANOTHER FRIEND PASSED OUTAT THE--AT OUR APARTMENT

AND MY ROOMMATESWERE LIKE,

"YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DOTO HIM?

LET'S PUT SOME BUTTERDOWN HIS PANTS."

AND I WAS LIKE,"WHAT?

HAVE YOU--HAVE YOU DONE THATBEFORE MAYBE?"

AND THEY'RE LIKE, "YEAH, WEDID IT TO YOU, MAN, AWHILE BACK!

WE DID THAT TO YOU!"

AND I WAS JUST LIKE,"OH, WAS IT AUGUST 16TH, 2006?

"IS THAT THE DATE?

"'CAUSE I GOT THAT DATE MARKEDDOWN IN MY CALENDAR, GUYS,

AS THE DAY I GOT NEW AIDS!COME ON!"

ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT FOR ME,YOU GUYS.

THANKS A LOT.HAVE A GREAT REST OF THE SHOW.

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