Dan Levy - War Vs. Pop Culture

  • Season 13, Ep 9
  • 01/11/2009
  • Views: 7,102

You think the war is crazy? Check out the new iPhone. (1:50)

YOU KNOW, WE PRETEND TO,BUT NO ONE REALLY CARES.

LIKE, MY GIRLFRIEND HAS A PRIUS.I USE A BRITA.

BUT FOR THE MOST PART,NO ONE REALLY CARES.

I TRY TO TALK TO MY FRIENDSABOUT THE WAR.

I'M LIKE, "MAN, THIS IS CRAZY.

WE'VE BEEN TO WARFOR FIVE YEARS."

MY FRIEND'S LIKE,"NO, YOU KNOW WHAT'S CRAZY?

"MY NEW iPhone.CHECK THAT OUT."

"IT'S THINNER NOW.

FEEL IT."

BUT EVERYONE'S LIKE, "NO, DAN,

THE YOUNG PEOPLE WILL CAREWHEN THERE'S A DRAFT."

CAN YOU IMAGINE, LIKE,YOU IN THE WAR, YOU KNOW,

TRYING TO FACEBOOKFROM THE TANK?

I DON'T THINK IT'S GONNA HAPPEN.

DON'T THINK IT'S GONNA HAPPEN.

[ LAUGHTER,CHEERS, AND APPLAUSE ]

[ LAUGHS ]

"LET ME REQUEST A FRIEND.THEN I'LL KILL AN ENEMY.

IS THAT HOW IT WORKS HERE?I'M NEW. I DON'T KNOW."

"HELP ME!

"I WAS JUST SuperPokedBY AN IRAQI!

SERIOUSLY, I'M BLEEDING."

WE JUST LOVE POP CULTURE.THAT'S ALL WE REALLY CARE ABOUT.

LET'S BE HONEST.WE LOVE POP CULTURE.

SO, WHAT I THINK WE SHOULD DO

IS TAKE, LIKE, LINDSAY LOHANAND KIM KARDASHER-FACE

AND THE WHOLE CASTOF "THE HILLS"

AND SEND THEM TO IRAQ.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

RIGHT?

BECAUSE THAT WAY,EVERYONE WILL FOCUS ON THE WAR

AND THEN THEY WILL BE KILLED.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

TWO BIRDS, ONE SUICIDE BOMB --

THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT,PEOPLE.

WE CAN MAKE THIS WORK.

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