Uncensored - Joe Rogan - Weird About Visuals

Joe Rogan: Live from the Tabernacle Season 1, Ep 101 02/28/2014 Views: 24,936

Joe Rogan and his wife argue about whether or not they would circumcise their hypothetical son. (2:24)

WE'RE WEIRD ABOUTVISUALS, MAN.

PEOPLE MUTILATE THEIR KIDS'DICKS BECAUSE OF VISUALS.

THAT'S WHAT CIRCUMCISIONIS ABOUT.

A LOT OF PEOPLE--LOOK, I'M CIRCUMCISED.

I DIDN'T ASK TO BE.

I'M SURE A LOT OF YOUARE CIRCUMCISED,

AND I'M SURE A LOT OF YOUCIRCUMCISED YOUR KIDS,

BUT WHEN YOU REALLY STOPAND THINK ABOUT IT,

IT'S KIND OF FUCKING CRAZY.

I ONLY HAVE DAUGHTERS, BUT MEAND MY WIFE GOT IN AN ARGUMENT

ABOUT THIS SHIT.

SHE GOES, "IF WE HAD A KIDAND IT WAS A BOY,

I WOULD WANT HIMTO BE CIRCUMCISED."

I GO, "WHY?"

SHE GOES, "'CAUSE UNCUT DICKSARE DISGUSTING."

I'M LIKE,"HOW MANY HAVE YOU SEEN?"

IT WAS SO CONFIDENT.

IT WASN'T LIKE SHE SAW TWOTHAT WEREN'T THAT PRETTY

BUT SHE WAS HOLDING ON HOPEFOR A CUTE ONE.

IT WAS LIKE,"NO, I'VE FUCKING SEEN THEM.

"NO!

NO, NO."

I'M JUST PICTURING A RIVER

OF SLEEPY UNCUT DICKSIN HER PAST JUST--

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

I'M LIKE, THAT'S RIDICULOUS,THE WAY IT LOOKS--REALLY IT--

"NO, NO, NO, NO, NO,NO, NO, NO, NO.

"IT LOOKS GROSS.

IT'S ALL THIS EXTRA SKIN."

I'M LIKE, "DO YOU EVEN KNOWWHAT A VAGINA LOOKS LIKE?

ARE YOU SERIOUS HERE?"

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SOBER

AND SQUAT DOWNIN FRONT OF A MIRROR

AND TAKE A GOOD ASSESSMENTOF WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE PACKING?

'CAUSE LET ME TELL YOUSOMETHING,

THE EXTRA SKIN MIGHT BE

THE BEST-LOOKING PARTOF THAT CONTRAPTION.

ALL RIGHT?

WHAT IS THAT?

FUCK IS WRONG WITH US?

I SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE BECAUSEI'M IN A REGULAR MARRIAGE,

AND IT'S GAY AS FUCK.

[chuckles]

HA.

SOME OF THESE ARE JOKES.

MY MARRIAGE IS NOT--AND I SHOULDCLARIFY WHAT I MEAN

WHEN I SAY THAT MARRIAGE IS GAY.

I DON'T MEAN IT'S NEGATIVE.

A LOT OF PEOPLE GET MADIF YOU GO TO A MOVIE,

YOU COME OUT AND GO,"OH, MAN, THAT MOVIE WAS GAY."

'CAUSE THEY SAY, "HEY, MAN,WHAT IF A GAY PERSON HEARS THAT

"AND THEY FEEL TERRIBLE,'CAUSE YOU'RE ASSOCIATING

"SOMETHING THEY CAN'T CHANGE,THEIR SEXUALITY,

WITH SOMETHING NEGATIVE?"

AND THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANWHEN I SAY THAT MARRIAGE IS GAY.

WHAT I MEAN IS THAT IT'S LIKETWO DUDES FUCKING EACH OTHER.